Advice for Stupid People

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  1. verseau_miracle

    verseau_miracle Banned

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    If someone says "screw this", dont actually screw it unless youre in a porno
     
    verseau_miracle, Oct 22, 2008
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  3. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    If a wild animal comes up to you foaming at the mouth, don't try petting it.
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Oct 22, 2008
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  5. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    don't dive into the empty swimmin pool, stupid....:)
     
    farmout, Oct 22, 2008
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  7. Eternal Soul

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    If you heard people talking, don't speak.
     
    Eternal Soul, Oct 22, 2008
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  9. SpacemanSpiff

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    dont clean your ears with your car keys
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 22, 2008
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  11. Oneness

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    dont eat the halloween candy with the razorblades in them.
     
    Oneness, Oct 22, 2008
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  13. SpacemanSpiff

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    dont brush your teeth with a hammer
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 23, 2008
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  15. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    don't pick up the soap at a gay YMCA, unless you deem it politically correct and it is something that you really want to experience or have done so before, subject to prior approval and not to be confused with any previous posts or e-mails....:)
     
    farmout, Oct 23, 2008
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  17. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

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    wear your clothes
     
    PsyGrunge, Oct 23, 2008
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    Do not try to kill the person behind the mirror.
     
    Spaced06, Oct 23, 2008
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    Dont hammer your teeth with a brush
     
    Oneness, Oct 23, 2008
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  23. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    don't jump in the water from yer boat while holding an anchor...:)
     
    farmout, Oct 23, 2008
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    you have a face!
     
    Oneness, Oct 23, 2008
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  27. SpacemanSpiff

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    feet are for walking
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 23, 2008
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  29. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    don't go ice skating during summertime...:)
     
    farmout, Oct 23, 2008
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  31. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    do not try to outstare the Sun
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 23, 2008
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  33. Dagaz

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    When you empty the trash, make sure your hubby ain't in it.
     
    Dagaz, Oct 24, 2008
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  35. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    stop the car before getting out of it
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 24, 2008
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  37. Dagaz

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    Don't try to dry your hair in the microwave.
     
    Dagaz, Oct 24, 2008
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  39. SpacemanSpiff

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    sometimes getting on the evening news is actually bad
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 24, 2008
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