Advice for Stupid People

Don't expect young people to know how older minds work.

 

Laughing my ass of here ......I fixed it but we're still on the wrong odd even cycle

 

No, I think it's okay, even is rhyming with odd. :smilielol5:

 

If you have constipation Draino won’t help.

 

Do not use a pocket knife to pick your nose

 

People that sell crack are not your friend.

 

Airplane glue is not for fixing 747's.

 

Pants first THEN shoes

 

dont try and start the car when its already running

 

be sure to break the nuts before you jack up your car to change the tires...

 

shake it a few times before putting it away

 

Don't try to outpost BBAD....

 

Don't use a nut cracker to break the nuts.

 

Never underestimate your own abilities

 

be sure and finish your paper work before you leave the outhouse....

 

always tie your shoes.....but not together

 

If you're wearing loafers forget about tying your shoes.

 

Do not hire a mechanic to do carpenters work

 

Don't dive into an empty pool.

 

try not to look at your feet while you walk