Advice for Stupid People

Don't try and chug a bottle of vinegar.

 

dont hold the wood directly behind the spot that your drilling into

 

never bring a knife to a gun fight....

 

And if you do, make sure you bring a gun too.

 

dont land on your face

 

Don't pour good whiskey on wounds, drink it instead.

 

mountain biking should be done with a buddy...in case you get hurt

 

If you go mountain biking with a buddy and he gets hurt, laughing at him really doesn't help!

 

Take the blue pill

 

Doing something wrong once...is a mistake...doing it wrong again ...is stupidity

 

Don't try to do your own dental work!

 

Paranoia and delusional are words people like to use when it may not conform to their ways of thinking

 

don't pull that damn pin solder....:-0

 

dont stop your car in the fast lane

 

don't flip a buger out of your car window at 65 mph...

 

Don't drive 10 mph below the speed limit either.

 

and dont expect everyone to read a games rules and know how to rhyme:cheers2:

 

And don't cross thread posts, unless you don't won't want people to know what in the world you're talking about.:cheers2:

 

Dont expect old people to remember how younger minds work

 

During a job interview, don't...

-Open a beer
-Scratch your genitals
-Stare at the ceiling
-Ask, "You're not one of those places that does random drug testing, right?"
-List members of your street gang as references
-Put "Drug Dealer" under employment experience
-Roll your eyes, yawn and say, "How much longer does this go on?"