Advice for Stupid People

never let your friends borrow your car

 

Dont bother teaching your cows to sing.....it just wastes your time...and pisses off the cows

 

Don't try to juggle cats!

 

Do not set off firecrackers while standing behind a horse

 

Don't wear your shoes in bed.

 

those "urinal pucks"...are not good for street hockey

 

Boil the kettle before making a brew.

 

It's usually a good idea to ride inside an airplane rather than just hanging on to the outside.

 

Don't put knives in your carry on bag.

I'm saying this because I know numerous people who have tried it.

 

If you second guess your wipe....its best to wipe again

 

Dont pet the elephant

 

ah just don't do stupid stuff...

 

stay away from the whores with adams apples

 

don't drop the soap when showering at the Y

 

Don't be stupid.

 

If there were no stupid people we'd all be the same...

 

(i beg to differ. there are various strains of individuality; stupid, crazy, weird, spiritual, open minded, and so on.
i suppose the only difference is stupidity displays a lack of intelligence!)

 

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Milk or Lemonjuice......not both

 

Bleach is not body lotion.

 

dont use menthol eye drops