Advice for Stupid People

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by PriceCheck, Nov 28, 2007.

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  1. Spiritawakening

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    There is a difference between a kitty cat and a tiger
     
  2. Zhyppers

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    The height of stupidity is 2.5 feet.
     
  3. OlderWaterBrother

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    This is especially true if you’re a guy!
     
  4. nakedtreehugger

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    checking where the water lines are before you go digging with an excavator is a good idea.
     
  5. OlderWaterBrother

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    A rhinoceros makes a poor house pet!
     
  6. Spiritawakening

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    It is not possible to keep a whale in your backyard swimming pool
     
  7. Zhyppers

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    It is possible to keep a whale in your backyard if the Atlantic Ocean is present.
     
  8. OlderWaterBrother

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    If you own a china shop keeping your pet bull in it. not such a good idea
     
  9. nakedtreehugger

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    keeping a pet bull is not such a good idea
     
  10. OlderWaterBrother

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    Airplanes make poor submarines.
     
  11. Subliminal89

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    submarines make poor airplanes.
     
  12. Spiritawakening

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    Should you get into a fight with someone, your toy lightsaber is not a wise weapon choice (not that you should be using weapon!).
     
  13. OlderWaterBrother

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    You don't have to study for a blood test!
     
  14. MiNdTrIp

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    buying 2 does not make them both free
     
  15. Spiritawakening

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    Red bull will not really give you wings
     
  16. OlderWaterBrother

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    In spite of what they say about Ben Franklin; flying a kite in a thunder storm, not such a good idea!
     
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    when laying SOD green side up..
     
  18. OlderWaterBrother

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    Doing your own dental work, not such a good idea.
     
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    dont use a Arc Welder for Electrolysis hair removal
     
  20. OlderWaterBrother

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    If you decide to try snorting coke; it should be a white powder, not a brown liquid.
     
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