Advice every writer can use...

I sometime write where I suddenly see a novel going right here in the comment area so the BBcode can direct my spelling.

 

Ive razed a pak of reeces minkeys to emsure my grammer and speeling is allways never unperfekt%

 

I don't understand grammar as much as software like Grammarly does but I really ought to do a course in proof reading.

 

That would spell death to all comedy and satire, for its nearly impossible to be funny without offending someone. I should know because of the hatemail I've received from evangalical and trump lovers for this, my final chapter of Adholes



But Truth is my master and I will always tell it as best I see it. Then again Mark Twain did warn me in saying, "Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

 

Producing comedy has always been a dangerous business, such as when you have to explain yourself to someone who can't take a joke that "I was only kidding." However, I am not kidding, for we have become so conditioned by Adholes, politicians, and religious intuitions to expect lies, it is funny to hear the truth.

 

Don't believe a word you write...

 

Therefore you can trust me explicitly. It's those people who lie half the time who can't be trusted at all.

 

Its not about trust, the fucking words themselves are from another dimensions, not of sight and sound... and they're here to suck your mind dry!

 

How much do you want to bet, he voted for Donald Duck?

 

My guess would be no, but anything's possible.

 

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