Advice Corner

well there goes all my options.....

 

Pavel, how do I start a genocide of bankers and come out the other side as a good guy?


I freely recognize, simply because the way bankers are ethnically meted out in the u.s. I'll get shit from the ADL.

 

Should I hook up with an irritating girl tonight or stay home and write?

Or a third option?

 

Go out and talk with a woman who isn't irritating.

 

Sure, then I'll eat gumdrop soup in this magical world of wonder. :biggrin:

 

Seriously though, the cool girl is agoraphobic and doesn't go outside much, the other girl is kinda dumb. I don't want a third girl.

I think the best option is to move on, which'll happen anyway. I'm just trying to drag it out.

 

quit settling Spencer.

never settle.

 

bsr,

what's the best way for me to get into your pants?

 

Through the anal sphincter.

 

BSR,

Is it okay to tell white lies?

yours truely,
rebel

 

Yes, but black lies are extremely bad and immoral.

 

yes it is. It's not okay to spell truly "truely" however...

BSR..........when I go out in public I often get the urge to punt children when they get in my way and their parents are too stupid to tell them to move. Should I act on this urge?

 

I have no cash till tommorow, but I have lots of booze smokes girls, and some left over black cats.

How do I seize the day with only the items god provided me?

 

Yes, please do.


Act upon it as much as possible.

 

Seize it with your right hand, unless you feel like switching up today.

 

How do I incorporate the black cats into masturbation?


Very carefully.

 

Haha, read my mind.

 

Dear BSR,

What's the best way to prepare a neonatal infant for eating?
Please include all spices, side dishes, and beverages that belong
with it.

Yours truely,
Rebel.