Advice Corner

i made good money this week
but i always need money

but it'll be soooooooo boring
and if i go in i can't go to the gym tonight
and i need to go to the gym

 

Hello,

You, as a Christian are the informal yet very active servant of Jesus on this earth. Jesus acts through you, so it is actually you who can deny her entry into heaven by enacting the wishes of your Lord and Savior. It is not only your goal, but also your duty as the reincarnation of Christ upon this earth to transform her sinful being into a holy and just one.

The church does not officially endorse sleeping pill use, but it is up to you to choose if you want to put her to sleep using such and then inject the meat mixture (watered down, ofcourse) into her veins on a nightly basis.

 

What would be the responsible thing to do, in your opinion?

 

go to the gym, go tanning, buy make up and then go to the bar with friends and get drunkard?



.....go into work


whatever i already said no, you should have just told me what i wanted to hear in the first place which was "blow off work jessie, get drunk and then take naked pics of yourself and send them to me"


god

 

I think you answered your own question.

 

Aren't you worried that feeding me meat while I'm sleeping will cut into the time you would normally be feeding me yams?

 

:smilielol5:

 

Yes.

Sit next to the bearded guy.

 

God gave me two arms and a magic bullet. I will make do.

 

I never claimed that I'd give good advice.

 

should i move back home or try to make a life in this dinky ass town?

 

Jewish, if you want to be rich.
African American, if you like the cock.
Arabic/Islamic, if you want to be a widow.

 

You should marry rich and live wherever you want.

 

Dear BSR
How is life in Siberia like?

 

I cannot answer that question, but I will correct your grammar.

"What is life is Siberia like?"

or

"How is life is Siberia?"

Would both be right.

Thank you for allowing me to practice my ESL skills for which I'm taking a course right now.

 

Your grammar skills are astounding , but I still a need an answer to my question.

 

Thank you. I am glad that you noticed the mistake. This is your first lesson.

Life in Siberia is cold.

 

Should I drink tonight, or not?

And if I do, what should I drink?

 

I have been known for my marvelous noticing skills.
Thanks! I would have never guessed. :cheers2:

 

You shouldn't drink any Samuel Adams Utopias.