I have a problem. It all started with me thinking I had insomnia, and the only thing there really was for me to do was to turn on the tv and watch Adult Swim until I got sleepy. It seemed to kind of work... I usually passed out as soon as Family Guy was over. Then they added Aqua Teen Hunger Force. This is when I started to realize that I might be sick. The way it works is: I can't sleep, so I turn on the tv. After a while, I'm completely exhausted, but I don't want to miss Family Guy. So I stay up to watch Family Guy. Then I think, "Well... ATHF is only 15 minutes long... I'll just watch one episode." I force my eyes open for 15 minutes, only to decide at the end that I'm already up, so I might as well watch the next one. By then, it's midnight. And Popeye comes on in like an hour or so. Surely I can stay up that long.... then I'll go to bed.... See what I mean? It's a vicious cycle. I thought I was watching tv because I couldn't sleep, but it turns out that I can't sleep because the tv has possessed me. I need help. I don't know what to do. I feel like I have to watch it, though, or I'm missing out... What if someone quotes it tomorrow and I didn't see it so I just stand there and let a great joke fly right over my head?? I can't handle that! I have a reputation! Surely someone knows what to do. I'm afraid. I could die.