ADULT Jokes... (Not for the offendable)

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    SINGLE vs. ENGAGED vs. MARRIED
    • Sipping her drink, the SINGLE girl leered and said
    "Last Friday, at the end of the work day, I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat.
    When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels.
    He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"
    • The ENGAGED woman giggled and said
    "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps.
    He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"
    • The MARRIED woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning.
    I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's.
    I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume.
    I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos.
    I finished it off with a black mask.

    When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled,
    "Hey, Batman, What's for dinner?"
     
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    ME:Happy Birthday Grandma
    .
    GRANDMA: Oh thank you,- You remembered.
    .
    ME: 69 today
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    GRANDMA: Oh I don't think so Grandpa has put his back out
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    ME: Goodbye Grandma
     
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    On average, men have sex 2 - 4 times a week. - Except Eskimos.
    Eskimo men only have sex twice a year.
    This came as a huge shock to me, as I had no idea I was a f*****g Eskimo.
     
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    DARK COVID:

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    I have great next-door neighbours.
    The fun and very adventurous, - espeially in the bedroom
    Recently they made a Sex tape.

    Obvouisly I'll them about it one day - just waiting for the right moment = :D

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    A lad from Belfast brings his girlfriend home for the 1st time.
    *
    He says, " This is Amanda."
    *
    His dad jumps up. "It's a F***ing what?"
     
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