ADULT Jokes... (Not for the offendable)

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    Why was the snowman smiling?
    He could see the snowblower coming down the street.

    Why is Santa so damn jolly?
    Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

    What’s the most disappointing thing for a man on Christmas morning?
    When he gets a sweater, but he’s hoping for a screamer or a moaner.

    What do you call Santa’s helpers?
    Subordinate clauses.

    One Christmas Eve, Santa was under a lot of stress. He and Mrs. Claus had just had a fight, it was nearly time to leave and his sleigh wasn’t loaded, the reindeer weren't hitched up to the sleigh, and the elves were talking about going on strike. Then an angel walked into his office and asked, “Hey, Santa, what do you want me to do with this Christmas tree?”

    And so was born the tradition of there being an angel on top of the Christmas tree.
     
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    Two drunks sitting on a park bench, watching a dog lick himself.
    "I wish I could do that" said one wistfully.
    "Perhaps you should try petting him first" said the other.
     
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