accidental butt slip.

Alright kids. The "accidental" butt slip thing is a stupid thing men say when they really want to stick it up your ass and don't want to ask. Do yourself a favor grab a hand mirror and look at yourself down there. It's like saying I was aiming for the golf ball but hit the dime a half an inch away. Fuck I've probably spent countless hours looking around that neighborhood and still can't see how anyone can "Accidentally" slip it up somebodies ass.

If you really want to be that naive about it more power to you but you owe it to yourself to know your own fucking anatomy. It will save you from believing some moron who can't just come forward and ask if you want to try anal and knows how to do it in a non painful way. Fuuuuuck, common sense people.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

like i said, have more sex, and get back to us on your change of opinion

 

THANK YOU. haha.

 

If you think that was awkward...one time an ex girlfriend of mine bent over to tie one of her shoes and my dick accidentally slipped in her mouth. Talk about bad aim.....

 

One time this naked chick slipped and fell and landed on my dick just before my wife got home. How embarrassing.

After 15 years of having sex. After hours of porn. After spending almost as much time with the female anatomy as a gynecologist. After having to fish jewelery out of that motherfucker I can say unequivocally that the accidental butt slip is a myth.

It's like saying that you caught Gonnorrhea off a Tractor Seat. It's like saying you got pregnant from kissing. It's like catching a sexually transmitted disease off the toilet because you sat down before the other guy stood up. It's like saying you are still a virgin because that one guy didn't count. It's like saying that you aren't gay because the other guy sucked your cock and not vice versa. It's like saying you'll only take it in the ass because you are saving your virginity for marriage.

If your boyfriend honestly "accidentally" tried to stick it up your butt get his ass to the local Pearl Vision Center and get him the glasses that you can burn ants with. And like I said go get a fucking hand mirror and look at your lady bits. See how close they are together and the vast fucking difference in size.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

It's really not that hard to do man. I've had it happen once or twice, and anal sex was not at all the intention. As I said, my dick didn't actually go in, but it hit her butt none the less.

As one poster mentioned, for the dick to go in, the guy either has a small rod, or his woman was very, very relaxed.

 

OK. I've spent enough time trying to point out female anatomy. The OP sounds like the 16 year old girls I went to school with who thought that men could fuck themselves in the ass because they didn't understand how a penis worked.

After having literally millions of erections and having sex thousands of times and watching hours of porn I can make the following statement and video footage to back it up.

An erect human penis goes up at a 45 degree angle towards the abdomen. In order for it to go in any hole there has to be a hand there bending it down (for those of you who have no experience with an erect penis it isn't enough of an angle that it hurts) and guiding it to the hole where it is going. If you are fucking face down ass up (granted this is an assumption on my part) if that thing slips out it will bounce back to a 45 degree angle. On the next thrust chances are it will hit your taint and brush you asshole on the way by to its new home between your ass cheeks until somebody grabs it and guides it back to the place it was before. Unless they are a chickenshit motherfucker and want to fuck you in the ass without asking and just shove it up your ass. Then they will try the "Sorry it just slipped" excuse which has been around ever since there was anal sex.

So you've just gotten the oldest trick in the book pulled on you and you are young enough and gullible enough to believe it.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Yea, but if you're fucking a woman who's laying on her back, she'll likely have her hips angled up, towards the man's hips so as to provide better access.

If you're fucking fast, it only takes a split second. The dick comes out of her twat and within half a second rams into her butthole (not necessarily penetrating). The angle of the hips creates a situation in which it's entirely possible to hit the butthole. And because the man is essentially on his stomach, facing down, his dick isn't necessarily going to bouce back towards his stomch right away.


(I feel like this is a bad version of the movie JFK)

 

its a horrible horrible thing to happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

happened once, i thought i was goin to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

many times my tongue slipped and i accidentally rammed it my gf's ass...she/they liked it cause i never had any complaints lol

 

Quite.

 

well it happened to me!!!!!!!! i aint a troll!

 

the magic dick slip

and this is exactly how it has happened to me in the past. it slips down into the anus after ricocheting (lmao) off the taint.

 

Usually the ricochet off the taint makes it graze the asshole on it's way to it's new home between the asscheeks. It has happened to me many times. But let's not forget that about 99% of the time the accidental butt slip is not an accident. I have never ended up in the asshole after the taint ricochet. And 16 year olds are more likely than not to play that whole "OOOPPPSS" game and most 16 year olds are dumb enough to believe that it was an accident. Sorry I'm so fucking jaded.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

man my cock accidently slipped into my gfs bum last night for like 25 minutes. It was so embarrassing :blush5:

 

mine actually was an accident. i know it was..!!!

i know my boyfriend! he wouldnt be brave enough to do that do me hahaha

 

LOL! I couldn't help but laugh at that one.

My wife and I were doing doggie style at the time.

 

It can happen by accident - I know it can because it's happened to me on a couple of occasions - in particular when I was making repeated jabbing penetrations, and then missed the target. I actually prefer Vaginal Sex to Anal, so it definitely wouldn't have been a trick to get Anal Sex.

Furthermore, as for the penis' angle, that, too, tends to vary greatly. Personally mine sticks out at 90 degrees, whereas I've been with other men whose erections have their penises pressed flat against their abdomen, whilst some even curve downwards.

 

My girlfriend, now wife, "SURPRIZE BUTT SEKSED" herself when she was riding me, reverse cowgirl, got too ambitious on the upward bounce and came down and I penetrated balls deep. Her upswing was to the ceiling the next bounce. Luckily, we still enjoy non-surprise anal every now and again, more of a special occasion thing for us.

Had a little impromptu anal nooner just the other day. YIPPEEEEEE!

 

I don’t understand how this happens I’ve never been able to get it in an ass without like a lot of lube and prep. If I try to get it in without that it’s impossible. Granted every one I’ve been with hasn’t had anal before me, so is that why?