accidental butt slip.

I don't know, i'd like to see some of you in this situation.
When you accidentally slip it in her butt you'll all believe me.
And obviously I'm not the only girl this has happened to! (InvisibleLantern)

 

lanterns boyfriend is lying too..unless you both go out with retards....are you really fat..thats the only way he could make the mistake..

 

haha alrighty... ._.

 

its the metal..turns there brains to mush

 

Well, that i can agree with.

 

yes, it's happened. and yes it fucking hurts. but, it is in no way representative of what proper butt secks feels like.

 

as a dude..it is IMPOSSIBLE to make that mistake..i suppose a dude with an incredibly tiny penis might be able to pull it off haha...or like i saud before,a really fat chick..both y'all are not fat...so?

 

yea, I was thinking real anal wouldn't be as horrendous, but that accidental slip was brutal.

 

Ram a knife up his ass.

 

for the dudes that say this impossible, maybe you should have more sex. this happens if the dick is hard and there's good lubrication.

 

I've done that a few times. My dick never went in, but it hurt none the less. One time I thought I broke it in half. Usually only happens if you're working extra hard at it.

 

neither of which need to be true for this to happen

 

Something about anal turns me off. One of my partners expressed interest in me doin her in the booty and I lost some interest in her.

 

haha anal makes me cringe but there has to be a first time for everything.

 

exactly. It wasn't a dry wasteland down there, we were going pretty hard and fast (tmi whatever) and it just popped out for a second and then bam, right in the ass.

(I accidentally wrote pooped instead of popped and it made me giggle.)

 

This happened to my wife and I. It honestly was a slip. I'm surprised she ever had the inclination to try anal sex after that.

 

oh baby..lol....look vig..i have had sex dozens of times...many of those times the girls were well lubricated and a couple times they were even awake..i know of what I speak...to hit that starfish going full throttle is a hard thing to do ...could be painful for both parties...i'm just messin with noob and trying to make her laugh about a touchy subject...of course its possible.....:mickey:

 

after reading this your user name became hilarious

 

hahah you know. you're mean

 

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