Absurdity

It's funny if you put a sock on a cat's head and watch them try to back out of it, fruitlessly.

Similarly fruitless is a cat's attempt to shake tape off of it's paws...

 

The choice is an easy one. Marriage should be exclusive, unconditional, permanent, and life-giving. Marriages like that lead to health, happiness, prosperity, long life, and social peace. And the evidence is there to prove it. Homosexuals will not be able to create marriages like that, even if their "marriages" become legal. Statistics reveal that the lives of homosexuals are anything but gay. A more accurate description would paraphrase Thomas Hobbes's vision of life apart from civilization: nasty, lonely, and short.




the full article, if you want a laugh: http://www.catholic.com/library/gay_marriage.asp

 

Did you forget your yellow bird?

I think it would have brought you luck.

 

The irony is lost on he who cannot see...

And I aim to find it.

 

That's serious AND ideological.

You're banned for life.

 

Have the Rolling Stones killed

 

Why is it that whether we get taller,or shorter........fatter or thinner......older or younger.......upsidedown or rightsideup..........our bellybuttons are always in the same place???

 

Good one bad.

 

perfect, that made no sense!

 

Why does my car say a door is ajar. It's not a jar it's a damn door. Lousy old car.

Peace

 

What is a Ginsu knife ? Do we have ginsues that need cut up ?

Peace

 

[QUOTEexpand your minnnnnnnd

^ME

oh yeah and dont forget brick

messege from you​

 

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:smilielol5:

 

dumb and dumberer grossed almost $40 million worldwide

 

I don't get it. Are you a Ginsu that needs cut up ?

Peace

 

live run grass skin weed sky true love smoke cat cloud free tree long die

 

YES!

 

THEY TASTE LIKE...... BURNING