About to shit my skivvies at IKEA

Good lord, a mcgriddle from mcdonalds along with a large caramel iced coffee and anti biotics do not sit well in my stomach. Can't even find what I came here for either. I might just have to run out wit the stuff I do have and not pay cuz I really need to use the restroom.

 

I don't even have to look to see who started posts like these.


Good Luck.

 

Thanks!

Out of the tens of thousands of items they have here I can't even find a god dam bath mat for my shower.

 

LOL no shit...

Ha! No "shit?" See what I did there?

 

I'm sorry.

I've only been in Ikea once or twice a long time ago.

 

Ikea is bad, too, because they tease you with false toilets throughout the showroom displays.

Good luck, and may the force be with you!

 

You and McDonald's, or you and IKEA donot gel!

You hooligan

 

My arms look so juicy right now after screwing together this little night stand thing. I already had one but it was kinda dirty so I got the same one. Just gonna set the old one outside so someone can take it.

 

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It's like a twilight zone in there. Sometimes I feel like i'm back in the same area I was in 10 minutes previously but it ends up being different. But looks almost the same.

 

https://youtu.be/b7l6jg4Hlog

 

Your a rebel, don't change lines!

Last time I went in IKEA, I got lost, the guy showed me how to get back onto the line... Must admit, I ended up missing so much.. crazy place!

 

You're about to shit yourself, yet found the time to post this. It sick, it piss.

 

The sith lord himself Jason Genova told me it was ok. I had to find a place to sit because I was starting to sweat because I couldnt hold it in anymore and I don't use public restrooms anymore.

 

I had a lot of fun at Ikea last time but I was drunk and stoned and it was not really busy because it was about 9pm and they were closing and I was walking around with my purse like I was playing Doom. And if someone looked at me before I went POW then they got me, but no one did so I was walking around shooting everyone. total geek I know but it was fun because it's just such a messy place to work around. We actually got lost.

 

You do this to yourself on purpose, don’t you Rollin’?

 

Not really, I mean I knew the coffee + anti biotics wasn't gonna fair well but I needed to run my errands early. And I needed the coffee as a pick me up. I hope I can one day drink it without having to use the shitter 10 minutes later

 

I have never been to an IKEA. I don't even know what they sell