About To Shit My Pants In The Taco Bell Drive Thru, Ask Me Anything

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  1. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    This could get ugly. And the guy infront of me ordered half the fucken menu
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    so you figured, if you're going to shit your pants anyway you might as well go to taco bell and REALLY shit your pants?

    don't they all? i've long believed that there should be a maximum order for the drive through. sort of like the express lane at the grocery store. 20 items or less, then you can drive through. i mean, the whole point of a drive through is supposed to be speed and convenience. if you're going to need to take out a loan to pay for your mcdonalds order, just walk into the fucking restaurant and let the rest of the world get their food and get on with their life.
     
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  3. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    I'd Like To Ask You......What Is Your Obsession With Your Bowels, It Just Doesn't Seem Like Normal Behaviour To Me....??.... :toilet:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  4. expanse

    expanse Supporters HipForums Supporter

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    Do you have a paper sack???
     
  5. secret_thinker

    secret_thinker Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    "Ask me anything"

    What are you ordering?
     
  6. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Yea I just came from the gym where I almost shit my pants on the treadmill.
    My total was less then 10 bucks :)
     
  7. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    I'm obsessed with Latinas, not bowels!!!
     
  8. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Now I do lol they gave me my food in a huge brown paper bag
     
  9. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Nachos bell grande, a couple bean n cheese burritos and a Sierra mist
     
  10. expanse

    expanse Supporters HipForums Supporter

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    That's good!
    Now you have something to put over your head so no one will know who you are when you do #2 in the parking lot.
     
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  11. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    run to the nearest ikea
     
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  12. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Yeaaaa nooo. I'm trying to get home before midnight
     
  13. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    Wait, doesn't it usually go
    Ate at drive through
    Got the runs


    Not
    Got runs
    Decided to run for the border.
     
  14. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    How about the redneck special. the perfect accessory for any backseat or the trunk of your car

    [​IMG]



    Hotwater
     
  15. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Well you see I was at the gym and there's a Taco Bell RIGHT accross the street, I couldn't pass it up
     
  16. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Why use that when I can use a Boston Red Sox jersey?
     
  17. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Just offering up a suggestion - not hating


    Hotwater
     
  18. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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  19. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    The gym.....then taco bell....and the drive thru so you dont have to get out of the car

    I cant figure out why the diet isnt working either
     
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  20. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    I was a Taco Bell employee back in high school. It was always a pain in the ass for the staff inside whenever someone ordered more than $20 worth of food in the drive-thru.
     

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