[A-Z] 'Things at the beach' Game

A - Assholes yelling and acting foolish

B

 

bloated dead fish

C

 

Curvaceous young ladies in bikinis/swimsuits =

D

 

Dumb people doing stupid things to show off

E

 

Elevated egos - of those posers showing off

F

 

Fucking stupid things being done by kids to annoy others

G

 

giant sandcastles

 

hours wasted getting bored, sunburned, and inhaling the smell of dead fish, (on the other paw, there's people in their teens and early twenties trying to see how little they can get away with wearing)

i

 

ice for the beer in the cooler

j

 

Jackasses singing christmas carols in july

K

 

key rings people dropped not paying attention. not always with keys on them. usually buried in the sand or garbage, commonly found with metal detectors.

L

 

Litter ….. SAD, but TRUE

M

 

Muscle-heads showing off their tan bodies

N

 

nakedness (there are places. no judgement, but we're not all born to be porn stars. nuff said).

O

 

Orgasms - nice to have fun on a deserted beach

P

 

Plastics (Sadly-again -see L above)


Q

 

Quick drawings made in the mud that get cleared when the water comes........

R

 

Rubbers ….. Rings that is


S

 

sand of course, or it wouldn't be called a beach. there would just be rocks. holy mole there's sand in the hole. and in everything else the law requires you to wear.

T

 

Trash ….. (For in reality, it does keep on appearing!)

U