A word of advice

When using a screwdriver,do NOT insert it into the screwhead then walk in a circle!

 

Don't apply makeup when driving! unless you want shunting!

 

If you want your best friend to REMAIN your best friend,do NOT get him/her an air guitar for Christmas!

 

don't forget to wash your feet

 

Nobody gets anything for free,in this life-I'll tell you that for nothing.

 

dont forget to bring a towel..

 

Even a journey of a thousand miles(1609.34 kilometers) starts with but a single sandwich.

 

if you stir your ice cream to get soft eventually you have no ice cream. : (

 

if you take it as it comes you got all it takes

 

don't say, just listen and react.

 

Reminds me of my current calendar page.

"Talking comes by nature, silence by wisdom"
(proverb)

 

Ah,wise words....as is "Patience comes to those who wait"....

 

When you have to drink a litre of water for an ultrasound, don't get over confident and think a coffee after your litre of water is a good idea.

 

don't play both against the middle

 

Don't buy an Apple iboat-it'll sync every time it docks

 

Don't go there...



Not telling you were "there" is though... You gotta figure that out by trial and error.

 

cats don't win dog fights.

 

Just a quick word of advice,people...when eating an apple-remember to take the simcard out!