A truth and a lie

I lick toes.

Toes taste good.

 

Our Spring is just more Winter


Can't wait for Summer.

 

purse snatching is easier in the summer

i snatch purses in the summer

 

i did not eat healthy today

i am craving hotdogs and onion rings

 

I am really tired of work.

My work is putting hats on small dogs and large donkeys.

 

I am drinking coffee


I drink coffee all day long.

 

women....who needs'em

women...i need'em

 

I'm not materialistic.

I wish I had a bath tub full of 20 dollar bills.

 

i'm crushed

she's crushed

 

I'm naked right now.

I'm naked all the time

 

i'd probably bang her given the chance


it would be great to have her around all the time

 

chances are so would i

i bet she will be up early the next day

 

I would do the chick pretty hard.

And her sister.

 

I can't find a spare light bulb
I'm having garlic carrots with my dinner tonight

 

I wish i had some pizza right now.

I wish I had some salad right now.

 

mines ok but yours is a little fat

theres two,you can have first pick

 

I love listening to classic rock.

I love listening to bags of rocks.

 

I am not materialistic

I won the powerball. what am i going to do?

 

I am sitting on my break right now.

I am sitting on a donkey.

 

Contemplating what to eat for breakfast.


I am at the grocery store.