A truth and a lie

I first dated my ex (of 30+years)at an orgy.


i've never bedded more than 4 woman at once.

 

I love my parents.

I have 7 brothers and sisters.

 

I love cats!

I am also a cat as well haha meeeiow

 

I love sashimi.

I own a stanley steamer.

 

I am 24 years old.

I died 11 years ago.

 

I am watching Emmerdale

I am watching Coronation Street

 

I occasionally do watch sports channels.

I hate watching cooking shows on TV.

 

What's the point if no posters are guessing which one's which?

This thread is just a fat list of self ego diaries

 

Sowwy I didn't no that was the rools....

I am forgiven.

I am a naughty kitty.

 

False?

 

Awwww no one want to play with me

Anyway the answer was both are true haha

 

Awww, we can play.

I had to give Smokey a Pounce...

 

Yes we can play! The other thing is a lie by default probably haha

I am rhinoceros

My mother is a qualified astronomer

 

I am old.


I am young.

 

You are old compared to me probably and young compared to Jesus haha

I am made of plasticene

My legs look like porcelain

 

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Going to California in a few days.



Going to ride my bike there.

 

Haha you mut be going to california because if the other one has to be false then it must be true, if that makes sense haha

 

You got me!


You didn't get me!

 

I got you.

I need to pee.