A truth and a lie

i sat outside naked today

i do that everyday

 

I stayed out all night

my husband is completely aware of why

 

i slept a lot

damn do i hate that

 

I skipped tennis this morning

I'm not hungover

 

I'm going to California in a few days.

I had a very unusual B-Day yesterday.

 

my right knee hurts

im an olympic runner

 

I was standing on a chair in the kitchen yesterday, lost my balance and fell to the floor.

I did not bruise at all.

 

I have had allergies all week

today my nose is not stuffy

 

im waiting for grass to dry

i also enjoy watching paint dry

 

i know what i gotta do sometimes

its always easy to finish

 

I am driving Dad to the eye doctor today.

It will be freezing tonight.

 

I like stuff and things.

I never jumped up and down before.

 

I have been playing a lot of tennis.

my knee feels healthy

 

Mary Jane is my bestie.

I have no idea what THC is.

 

i need a stiff drink

i need a stiff drink

I'm actually following the rules in a way.

 

I have Gingervitus

I'm not crazy at all

 

I have an interview on friday

I really don't want the job

 

i live alone and with my dog

i wish i had a few roomates with their friends over daily

 

Dogs are the best companions.


People are the best companions.

 

it is a long holiday weekend

I have fun plans