A truth and a lie

I was arrested for flirting with a Policeman

I was arrested for pushing a Policeman in a muddy ditch.

 

truth 2

i love opera

i hate rock

 

today is sunday

i like monday

 

i may retire at 9,999 posts..

im trying to get to 10k as fast as i can.

 

I can be trusted.
Ive given up weed

 

im always honest

even to the law

 

i need comfort

have lost my fat butt

 

im listening to drum n bass

i go to bed listening to country..

 

today is last chance

always get screwed over

 

I am drinking coffee again.


I just hate coffee.

 

last night was a lot of fun

today I'm content

 

i feel good for the upcoming summer

im more depressed then last year

 

truth 1

i love toffee popcorns

i hate toffee popcorns

 

My son is 3rd fastest high school sophomore runner in our county.

The track meet wasn't cold at all.

 

it was a good day

i expect tomorrow to be worse

 

It rained all day yesterday.

Today more of the same.

 

its my friday

it feels like friday

 

I bought gas for the car yesterday.


It was 50 cents a gallon.

 

today I feel strong

it will last

 

today i feel lazy

but i doubt it will last