A Thread for conversing

it's because we're awesome

i'm under the notion that all commercials for products like that (both commercial and product) are fake

BUT

there were so many other reasons for me to think contrariwise

like the 2 diff. sized eye thing, the "and the germans just make really good stuff" comment, the fat lady with the crazy red hair that says, "oh my god i don't even buy papertowels anymore"

seemed too well done to be fake

that plus

SHAM-WOW MOTHERFUCKER

that shit cleans carpets and dries olympic swimmers off

and you get 8 for 20 dollars and they last for 10 years!

 

Guess the only way to find out if they're fake is to order em man.

 

i have a feeling that you guys are trying to avoid seeing my boobies so here

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8
here ya go guys.

 

hahaha! blue footed boobies

 

Fuck You Vince

 

Clearly, my fine sir, you jest. Ever heard of the little heavenly miracle known as "The Magic Bullet". That shit prepare your dinner for you in UNDER 10 seconds from start to finish, the end, delicious alfredo sauce.

Haha and my fav part about shamwow is the swimmers line too hahaha.

 

you can tell the carpet thing is fake...theres cola that seeps out the front side and when they show it up close again its magicly gone

 

well, we're still awesome

now time for resin bong hits

 

Eskimo, you are a fool. Shamwow can suck up liquid by just being NEAR a spill. Ever heard of a little thing called osmosis? Or the Osmonds? Or Patton Oswalt? I thought not. Clearly, shamwow's too good for you. And you just have to live with that.

 

How good is shamwow for cleaning up love stains?

 

GOOD? More like GROOD. Shamwow can suck up your love stains and then you can ring out the towel and bathe in your love juices at a later time, your choice. Anytime really. Well, if that's not the future of paper towels, I don't know what is!

 

Jesus Horace, the truth you speak makes me weak in the knees.

 

2 words.....
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SEA MONKIES

 

like in a hot way?

 

I never knew that you take a word that ends in -ey, drop it and change it to -ies to form the plural of such a word.

 

Sea monkies can do anything.

 

Yeah, in a really hot way. Just you, me and a shamwow baby. That's all I need.

 

so are we gonna make it to 2000?

 

We are going to try regardless haha