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  1. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    This song is stuck in my head:

    Reba sink a boulder in the water
    Reba tie a cable to a tree
    Reba stuck in a game of lipstick perfume flypaper
    Reba press a razor to a slide cross a needle with a prune

    Knee deep in the motel tub
    Reba dangle ladle form her lip
    dip
    sip
    Reba babble to the nag with the lipstick perfume
    mutter to a farmer in a truck

    Take a peek at the cheetah, Reba
    cheetah on the prowl in a cage
    sink a boulder in the water
    tie a cable to a tree

    Mutter "nature" to the nag
    with the lipstick perfume
    Reba flush a fleshfarm leftover
    thunder in a circle
    down the pipes

    Bag it
    Tag it
    Sell it to the butcher in the store

    Reba put a stopper in the bottom of the tub
    picked up a jar unscrewed the top
    and watched it drop into the water

    A little scoop of plaster mix
    some coffee grounds and mud
    and then she stirred it with the ladle
    that her Grandmother had bought her
    threw in a pot of melted wax
    a forefoot and a hoof
    apple core, worms galore
    and a can of some corrosive

    coconuts and chloroform
    some wicker and some cork
    Toxic waste, some purple paste
    she hoped was not explosive

    Reba dip a ladle for a taste of her creation
    and she knew that what she made
    would be the finest in the nation
     
  2. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    exactly
     
  3. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    HA HA HA HA. Perfect timing.
    This is awkward.

    I feel like we've all been caught red-handed, lol.
     
  4. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Figured. See, girls know stuff. We're like, all-seeing, or some profound bullshit like that.
     
  5. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    I was listening to a beautiful reba last night. Can't remember what show though
     
  6. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Cheers, mate. Cheers.
     
  7. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    I'm listening to Live Phish, Vol. 3, first disc... on 9/14/2000. It's a great version. :)
     
  8. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    I think mine was a mid-92, but I can't guarantee that.
     
  9. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    It probably was. :)
     
  10. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    what's going on peeps?
     
  11. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    people are lusting after you, thats all.
     
  12. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    Just getting ready to head out the door for my hockey game
     
  13. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Ha ha ha. That's right, lol.
     
  14. hippieatheart

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    :rolleyes: haha!


    @chuck: good luck at the game!
     
  15. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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  16. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    I saw some killer cheese shows in KC
     
  17. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    thanks sara. It's playoff game one. But our summer league is single elimination so we better win. Although i will get to shave if we lose!
     
  18. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    I've never seen them together.
    EOTO's come to Mobile a few times at The Soul Kitchen and I've seen them there.
    But that is the best version of "Ring of Fire", ever.

    Even better than Johnny Cash's.
     
  19. hippieatheart

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    ooooh! a playoff beard.
    i wish i could grow a beard so it can be a playoff beard.
     
  20. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    mine is not much of a beard. My hair is too blond. All the guys at the office were giving me shit for it. It can look alright after a few weeks, but its super horrible until then
     
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