A Thread for conversing

milk and syrup not for this round belly child.

That mixer is the fuckin shit. I want to get married just so I can get one for free.

 

Ahhh I can't wait to be a housewife. Fuck all that feminism bullshit, I'd rather stay home and raise kids and bake pie and not have the right to vote. Those ladies should have never burned their bras, they ruined EVERYTHING.

 

Everytime i think you can't get any better, you go and say something like that and blow me out of the water.

 

no

if i had any money i probably would have, though

i just have like 5 set in stone ideas that need surface themselves on my flesh

 

Haha well I'm glad you appreciate it, Chuck. When I verbalize thoughts like those, I usually get verbally assaulted by scary bull dykes that think hatin' on dudes defines feminism.

Well, the kids folks will be home soon, so have a good night, I hope you can relax and enjoy your book and milkshake!

 

my brother so tricked me

earlier today when we smoked he said (what he always says) "that's the last of the mohicans"

and i was like "really, this is it?"

and he's like "no, there's a little bit left"

which i took as "this is a majority of what's left, but a smokeable amount still remains"

so i was thinking, "alright, cool."

since i normally prefer to smoke at night rather than day, was just thinking that if that really was it i would rather smoke it at night

well, here's night

so i ask him "so you had some weed left right? did you want to smoke it or save it?"

"i don't really have any left. i have like a really small amount that's probably like one hit."

and then he showed me.

and i was owned.

 

milkshake last about 20 seconds. I downed it and had another 1/2 of one. Oops!

Have a good evening Bailey.


howard...once my buddy and I got hammered at noon on a Tuesday before class and decided to go get tats after we finished the drinks in our hand.. By the time the drink was empty I could no longer operate a moving vehicle. That was my one attempt to get a tat.

 

tattoos are the sex

chicks with awesomely placed (for some reason can't think of a better phrase than that) tattoos are the sex

i like the sex

 

I don't think i'll ever get a tat man. I peirced my ears a few weeks back.

 

whats up people?

 

Not much, just chillin an' contemplatin' life. How bout u?

 

not too much.. just about to go to bed soon probably

 

resin bong hits

 

resin is horrid.. but i don't mind smoking it every once in awhile..
always gets me blazed!

 

and gettin blazed is what i'm about

 

i think i'm about to get blazed myself.

 

ya know

resin is pretty horrid, and harsh

but there's something unique about resin bong hits

something that just sorta perks you up

which is the opposite effect i'd imagine from black gloppy goo

 

haha.. it ends up giving me a headache after awhile


i remember one time i scraped my pipe and had a resin ball the size of a golf ball.
i don't think i bought weed for a day or 2 after that because i just smoked resin hahah

 

while I pondered on the dangerous irresistable past time...

 

I love resin. Regaurdless of the taste the high is so quick an' intense when I do it.