A Thread for conversing

Sure do!

 

I'm not smoking anymore and plus, I'd probably walk into her apartment and be all "Hello, anyone home?" and she'd jump out from behind something and strangle me and make a purse out of my organs or something. She's THAT crazy.

 

Sounds like a good time!

 

A shillelagh stick? lol.

Oh maaaan. I am so happy. I thought I was completely devoid of marijuana!
BUT in the little stash tin that I keep all my seeds in, I found some fucking kief! It's not much at all, really. But I haven't smoked at all in, like, two days, so hopefully it will do something to me. It's only enough for a half of a joint. So, I cut the rolling paper in half and did it that way. Pretty sad. But small amount of weed is better than no weed!

 

Ha!

"Where did you get that purse, it's delightful."

"Oh, I picked up from Bailey", said the nut case, real nonchalantly.


How goes it, B?

 

I have nothing to add, but im recieving a guest soon, doubt ill get made into clothing acceseries tho... I do have high hopes for this visit, emphasis on 'high.'

 

It goes pretty good, i'm going to hang out with my nana tonight, she just started chemo today and I need to give her kisses and hugs and help her do whatever she needs done around the house and errands and such. What are you up to tonight, Lea?

 

Nothing. I just smoked my lame excuse of a joint. And nothing happened. Sigh.
So all I have is nasty ass Corona Extra. Looks like I'm holding my nose to chug them.

 

i do this all the time.
the fun part is catching people singing the wrong words,
and then laughing at the wrong words they said.

EDIT: which reminds me of this one time me and my friend were listening to that misfits song called "one last caress". i think. the lyrics go "i got something to say, i killed a baby today" and i heard my friend go "i got something to say, i gave my baby away"

i laughed soo hard. and now everytime i hear that song, that's what i sing to make fun of her.

 

I want something fun to do. I'm bored.

 

that's the right attitude

now, for reals, gettin' ready to go pick up some ganj

 

some stupid mofo family was lost in the wood.. in the gamlands in Derry twp Pa..
What a bunch of fucking retards.....

I hope these clowns pay for the cost to rescue them.....

geeze they were in walking distance of towns and shit..
These asshole wouldnt last a minute in a natural disaster.. ..
They should of let them find their own way out.....

LOST for 10 hours... give me a fucking break.. JC.. Ive gone on vision quest for 3 days with nothing but shorts and a tee shirt....

I fucking hate local news assholes......

 

kick'em in the nuts

also

throw rocks at them

 

Go all Paul Bunion on 'em! That'll teach them a lesson!

 

Goddamn. I just realized that Seth Rogan has a girlfriend. I was really planning on moving to LA and marrying him. He is my dream man: fat curly haired hilarious stoner jew. PERFECTION. My heart's broken now I've been crushin on him since Freaks and Geeks...

 

dreamy

 

Who's Seth Rogan?

 

My soulmate, that's who.

 

I got the sour diesel today. smells soo damn good. i only paid $40 too.

 

Pineapple express is going to be so fucking amazing.