A Thread for conversing

Call me old-fashioned, but I'd much prefer to have sex on a bed.
The backseats of cars, the bathroom in the building where Scotty works, etcetera.
I hate quickies. If I'm going to have sex, I'm going to do it for hours upon hours.
A friend of mine made a joke saying that my cause of death is going to be a sex overdose, lmfao.
If I know the sex is going to be a quick one, I don't even bother with it.
Because it takes me like 45 minutes to an hour just to get off once.
And I'm not satisfied unless I have, like, eight orgasms.


Mmmm... I love sex. Damn it. I wish I could get laid RIGHT NOW.

 

i'm the same way kinda.
i went through a phase where i thought it was fun to have sex in weird and risky places.. but now i'd just rather do it in my room.. anywhere in my room, though haha.

i like having sex for a long time, but i also love quickies.. hehe
a quickie before class, is awesome

 

A quickie before class is great, I'll admit.
Especially if it's a stoned quickie...

I went through the public sex phase when I was, like, 15 and 16.
God, I thought I was so cool for having sex in public back then.

 

I prefre a bed, but I didn't mind it when I was in these places.

A dog house
In a random unlocked car
and most recently in a jungle gym

I can;t even do it in my bed because it's a sand bed and if I even tried to fuck someone the person on the bottom would sink and most likely die.

 

the downside to rando is that it is rando

probably a wise decision on your part

also, why is it everytime i wake up and come here you're all talkin' about sex

also also, you can call me whatever you want sara

 

What the fuck is a sand bed?!

Oooh, a jungle gym. That sounds like fun.
I had sex on tire hammock thing that we had on the middle school playground.
( in the morning, before school started ).

 

add water to it and make it a quicksand bed. that would be awesome!

 

I'm not sure. Everything ends up becoming sexual.
I think we should make a Sex thread in the Lounge, lol.

 

definetly a wise decision on my part..
especially cause if i told you guys who it was, ya'll would be mad at me


lmao did you get that apology pm? hahah i feel so gay.

 

probably a good idea. That would close faster than the convo threads.

 

Ha ha ha. Sure they would.

Sara, how was that shower?

 

it was great.
i no longer smell like a bar
and i feel so fresh and so clean

but i threw up before i got in the shower
god damn i am SO hung over.
oh well, at least i didn't puke IN the shower. haha

 

It's the same thing as a water bed, but it has this REALLY soft sand in it. It's so comfortable.

But there these to railing things you have to put up on the sides of it before you go to sleep or else you can sink in and the sand will fold over you lol. It happened to me once, I woke up and it felt like there was 10000 pounds on my back.

So there I am laying with all the pressure and I'm thinking "damn I better not get a boner" and "How am I gonna get out of this". So I tried rolling out but I couldn't, so I just used all of my energy trying to lift the damn thing up, when I finally got out my dad was standing right there laughing, asshole didnt even help

 

that's the funniest story EVER

 

haha, i thought it was funny

at first i read the first one, and i really didn't think much of it until i read the second one and went back and read the first

i thought it was cute

ha

 

Water beds... sand beds... what next?
Beds stuffed with plants or wood or gravel?

 

hehe ohhh god i'm so embarrassing when i'm drunk.


at least you thought it was cute haha

 

we all are

i think you'd be the type of chick i'd like to get drunk with

but because you're so pretty you're also the type of chick i'd hopelessly try to hit on

and i'm not shirkin' on the word "hopeless"

<---this guy has no game

 

I've never puked in the shower while I was showering.
The only time I've puked in the bathtub was when I was sitting on toilet, with my head spinning and I was trying to concentrate on peeing and I projectile vomited into the bathtub while sitting down on the toilet. lmfao.

My stepmom ( at the time ) came in and laughed at me.
God I was so drunk, but she cleaned it up for me.
I was like fifteen or something.
I remember that like it was yesterday.

 

i am pretty fun when i drink.. not trying to sound vain or anything lmao.
i'm up for anything really and i'm just fuckin crazy.. but embarrassing at the same time

but i'd like to get drunk with you too.. i'd probably be laughing the whole time cause you're so damn funny..

and i can't see you not having any game, mister!