A Thread for conversing

My $900 bike broke today, the frame snapped in half!
Although I still have a frame warranty and I'll get it fixed for free, but Im going to be without a bike for a good 3 weeks though that sucks. But atleast I'm stoned!

 

This is terribly embarrassing, sexual fantasies come from a weird place in peoples brains and I want no judgement from anyone haha, I'm very cliche and lame and I admit that.

 

damn that sucks, theres no way i would spend 900$ on a bike though.

 

I was going to leave, but I think I'l stay to read this and listen to music.

 

It's reaaaallllllllyyy long. But i'm almost done

 

wat is long.... ? :cheers2:

 

Fuckin Canadians Are Crazy!!!

Bus passenger beheaded seat mate, witness says

(CNN) -- As horrified travelers watched, a Greyhound Canada bus passenger repeatedly stabbed and then decapitated a young man who was sitting and sleeping beside him, a witness said Thursday.

Police investigate the scene near Portage la Prairie, Canada, on Thursday.





"There was a bloodcurdling scream. I was just reading my book, and all of a sudden, I heard it," Garnet Caton, who was sitting in front of the two men, said of the Wednesday night incident west of Portage la Prairie in Manitoba.
"It was like something between a dog howling and a baby crying, I guess you could say," Caton said. "I don't think it will leave me for a while."
Passengers exited the bus, and a trucker who stopped provided wrenches and crowbars to several of them so they could keep the suspect on the bus until police came, witnesses told Canadian TV.
The suspect was seized with the help of negotiators, Royal Canadian Mounted Police Sgt. Steve Colwell said.
He said no formal charges had been filed, and he declined to identify either the man in custody or the victim, who were among 34 passengers.
The was no immediate indication of what prompted the attack, Colwell said. He said he didn't know how many times the victim was stabbed. Witnesses described the weapon as a large butcher-type knife.
Caton told The Associated Press that the victim appeared to be about 19 years old and had gotten on the bus in Edmonton.
Colwell praised the "extraordinary" level-headedness and bravery of the bus driver and passengers.
"What you saw and what you experienced would shake the most seasoned police officer. And yet I'm told that each of you acted swiftly, calmly and bravely," Colwell said. "As a result, no one else was injured."
The police received a call reporting the attack at 8:30 p.m. By the time they arrived at the scene, everyone except the knife-wielder and his victim had left the bus, Colwell said. The incident ended about 1:30 a.m.
The bus was traveling along the Trans-Canada Highway from Edmonton, Alberta, to Winnipeg, Manitoba, and was about 45 minutes from its destination when the attack occurred, Greyhound spokeswoman Abby Wambaugh said in Dallas, Texas.
Caton said the victim was sleeping with his head leaning against the window when the attack happened. Caton said he shouted at the other passengers, many of whom also were sleeping, to leave.
"Everybody got off the bus. Me and a trucker that stopped and the Greyhound driver ran up to the door to maybe see if the guy was still alive or we could help or something like that," Caton said.
"And when we all got up, we saw that the guy was cutting off the guy's head. ... When he saw us, he came back to the front of the bus, told the driver to shut the door. He pressed the button and the door shut, but it didn't shut in time, and the guy was able to get his knife out and take a swipe at us," Caton said.
Caton told the AP that the attacker didn't sit near the victim when he first got on the bus, about an hour before the attack.
"He sat in the front at first; everything was normal," Caton said. "We went to the next stop, and he got off and had a smoke with another young lady there. When he got on the bus again, he came to the back near where I was sitting. He put his bags in the overhead compartment. He didn't say a word to anybody. He seemed totally normal."
Half an hour later, the attack began, Caton told the AP. "There was no rage or anything. He was like a robot, stabbing the guy."
The incident occurred on the first of two Greyhound Canada buses that were traveling together, Wambaugh said. The bus was carrying 37 passengers. As many passengers as possible among those not directly involved in the incident were transferred to the second bus, she said.
Others were taken to a hotel in Brandon, where they were met by Greyhound managers and police, Wambaugh said.
Once they are released, Greyhound will take them by bus to Winnipeg, and "we will do whatever is required to help them, and that includes counseling," she added.



Wambaugh declined to comment further.
"I don't want to compromise the investigation," she said.









Taken from
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americas/07/31/canada.bus/index.html#cnnSTCText

 

yeah, i def. glanced at that article this morning at work

ca-razy

 

Jesus, I can't post this here. I will get kicked out of the forums for being too horny and graphic and exposing 13 year olds to pornography!!

 

^^^

Do it...

 

just PM it to me then

 

This is super condensed and is only staying up for like 10 minutes because I feel really dirty even posting things this graphic. It is based on a mishmash of life events I've experienced minus the very end. I am a girl and it reads like a corny sex novel, pass no judgement please, I am a good writer when I'm not this horny, promise.

It’s a freezing cold Vermont blizzard and I’m sitting by the fire, desperately trying to warm up. Alone and lonely, my roommates had left to go skiing but had been stuck there due to inclimate weather. We rented a farm house outside of Burlington but in this weather, I might as well be in the middle of nowhere. The electicity had gone off an hour or so ago and all I have left to do is sit by the fire and fall asleep. Suddenly there is a knock on the door and it jolts me out of my daze. A little weary, I peak out the window before opening the door to see my neighbor Josh, shivering in the snow. I open the door and let him in immediately. “Hey” he chatters “Just wanted to check up on you, I brought you some wood”. Josh was our closest neighbor and lived almost a ¼ of a mile down the road. He was a native Vermonter with a scruffy beard that was now covered in icicles. His warm green eyes had the ability to fill me with warmth and calm with no words being exchanged. He’s covered in snow and ice and I tell him to come in and take his clothes off by the fire to let them dry, I grab him a robe to wear in the meantime. I couldn’t take my eyes off of him as he took of his sweater, exposing a toned muscular back. “God, it’s been a long winter” I murmur under my breath, but not quite enough apparently because he looks back at me with a coy grin. I am embarrassed now that he’s realized I’ve been watching him disrobe, but excited at the same time. I make two cups of green tea and join him sitting by the fire. I thank him for the firewood and explain that my roommates had gone skiing. He confesses that they had called him to check on me because they know I get cabin fever. We laugh and lock eyes long enough to make my spine tingle. He also confesses that he had been waiting for an excuse to come over for a while and he rushed over with excited when my roommates called. I smile at him, assuring him that he is always welcome in my home. We sit close to each other, exchanging energies, merging and electric, the tension builds. I pull out a joint and begin to smoke it, casually grazing his hand against mine as he pass it back and forth. Not even half way through, he turns to me and kisses me so softly I can barely contain myself. I rest the j on the coffee table and before I realize what is happening, I am straddling him, my sweater quickly lifted over my head and thrown onto the floor exposing my breasts to the cool night air. He kisses my neck and I arch back, letting out a small moan and begin to feel him growing beneath me. I stand up and grab the joint and hand it to him, just to watch his face flood with disappointment. His expression quickly transforms into delight as I motioned to him to continue smoking as I open his robe. I slowly work my way down, teasing and taking my time to graze each space of skin. I run my tongue along the length of his shaft, peering up at him to watch him moan and release a lung full of smoke into the air. I slowly take him into my mouth and a gentle thrust of his hips show his eagerness. I work him in and out, deeper until he is in my throat, tossing my hair to the side to look up at him. I love looking at him like that, his eyes glazed and fixed, smoke dancing around his face. He pulls me back up towards him and holds me tightly beside him. His hand moves between my thighs and I am dripping with excitement. He slides two fingers inside of me, thrusting and curling ever so firmly makes me back arch and breath comes fast. My breathing becomes so labored I am forced to whisper and airy “I want you to fuck me” into his ear. I climb ontop of him, slowly filling myself up inch by inch. He pulls to towards him, tightly holding me down against his chest, thrusting rhythmically. Rocking together, in sync, my mind and body floods with electricity. He moves faster and harder, with great determination, pushing in deep inside of me. The build up is intense and steady, I can feel our bodies tensing together. Building with each thrust, I’m reaching my peak, “Harder” I whimper into his ear and he complies, pushing into me with great force over and over. My whole body tightens and with a great release my body is engulfed in pleasure, pulsing and alive as he continues to thrust. I feel him tense and then twitch inside of me, exploding within me, his eyes closing tightly, arms wrapped around me we move together perfect, releasing a great force from our bodies, melting and flowing into each other and into the air.


Then. We go outside and build a snowman and get eaten by a bear. THE END.

 

watch out for the bears

 

you owe me pants

 

Hahaha your a good writer!

 

Lea isn't even online anymore! Haha, ohhhh my.......

 

And I wish the part about the bear was true, Chuck. That would make that story epic and possibly turn into a Lifetime movie.

 

if i read that right now, i'm sure i'd go crazy

so i just read the ending

and, awesome.

however, i will have to make a note to come back to it

 

nice story, what am i missing here though?

 

i love lifetime sexual movies. They are so good. The only television I miss.