A Thread for conversing

you have GOT to be kidding me....

my phone just randomly erased all of my songs.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.


if i have to reload 200 more songs, i'm going to be PISSED. hopefully this is just a glitch and restarting it will work.



edit: thank the good lord jesus. restarting it worked. i damn near had a heart attack.

 

what IS your job? i've always wondered how you are just able to always be on here and always be smokin' the reefer.

 

I'll be back shortly. gunna shower, i'm ratty as fuck.

 

Any of you play around with synthesizers?

 

Horny people, lol.
I like winters down here.
I like the cold weather.

 

She's the Avon lady!

 

Oh god I was so hungover this morning.

Late last night I threw up like 3 times, then this morning 3 more. Everytime I finished throwing up I thought I was perfectly good, until like 30 minutes later.

So I took a shower and couldnt take the loud noise so I just went to my room and layed in my bed for hours.

I hate drinking! This time I'm actually gonna quit.

Coke doesnt make me barf my brains out

 

I don't drink much anymore either.
I just got real burned out with the drinking thing.
I've been drinking since I was 13.
And I'm already burned out with it.
I'm sure I've got Cirrhosis by now, lol.

But, I'm betting on my lung cancer first.

 

i never get tired of drinking.
until the next morning/day when i feel like shit haha

 

I'd much rather get fucked up doing other things, though.

 

all i got is alcohol and pot.. i don't do much else.
and most times i'm doing them both together.

 

I'll just stick with pot and whites, thats a winning combination!

.....and other drugs, but no alcohol damnit!

 

I think I just realized why I got away from the cops yesterday.

When he searched me and found the $50 he looked at me weird and said "thats it?" He's then said "well is there anymore?" I said "nah man I wish".

I know that cop knew exactly what I did and he knew that I knew, I just feel like an idiot for thinking I outsmarted him when really he probably thought "this kids smalltime, he's not even worth it".

 

what the hell happened with you and the cops?

 

I went to go meet someone to sell them a quarter, so I make the handoff and start going back to my house. The whole time I was doing this the cops were right in front of my house because they were busting the guy across the street but thats a whole other story. So Im like 5 steps away from my driveway and the cop says "hey can I have a word with you" and I'm thinking "oh.......my........god" (because I just sold the quarter for $50 and one E pill"

So he says "my partner just saw you make a handoff up there do you know why she'd be thinking that?" I said "nah man I gave the guy a little handshake thing thats all" and he said "oh.. well do you mind if we search you then?" I say "well you don't really have the authority to do that at the moment" then he said "just empty your pockets" so I pull out the money and he says $50? and then he pulls out my wallet and says "so why dont you keep your money in your wallet? Unless you just put the money there".

So he starts looking through my wallet and doesnt find anything (not even my pack of papers) and then he tuggs on my pants and they almost fell off and I was like "hey man you almost pulled my pants off" and he said "oh sorry about that" and he looked all embarrased. Then the girl cop said "do you want to have a girls perspective of those pants?" I said sure. then she grabbed my by the shoulders and shook me and said "pull them up" and she started laughing. It was pretty scary lol.

The one thing that pissed me off was when the guy cop said "if you were making a drug deal there you'd be the dumbest drug dealer in the world doing it in front of a drug bust"

 

hahaha Im not the avon lady. Im the ganja queen. no, I take care of a 99 year old woman in her home. she's bedridden and sleeps like 20 hours a day. Im here 24/5 so I have alot of time on my hands. I get to sit on my ass, smoke reefer, cook and do nothing and get paid beacoup bucks all tax free. The downside is having to clean old lady ass and im trapped here. well, not really. but I try not to leave.

 

A pillow could fix this problem........

 

haha that's a funny story.
i'd be scared shitless, too.. but at least they were pretty cool about it.

 

besides what you actually have to do, and the fact that this probably won't last very long, that sounds like a pretty kick ass job.

 

Yeah, this just proves that not all cops are assholes.