A serious question.

You live in lubricant?

 

I don't care if we rape the earth and all the whales die. I like being alive.

 

Definitely. It's so slippery here....

 

Hey i wouldnt mind living there with you.

 

I didn't mean for us to kill ourselves. Just prevent having anymore of us. You can keep living on til you die. We don't need to multiply.

 

Are you e-hitting on me?

Perv.

 

I want to have children. I am prepared for the amazon rainforest to disappear in order for that to happen.

 

Why not? I'm already e-masturbating to you.

 

You're right, fuck the forest.

 

I had this tongue-in-cheek comment totally planned out for this thread, but I forgot.

 

Now I remember, it had something to do with pulling out as a contraceptive method.

 

You always gotta worry about pre cum.

 

That's ironic.

 

How so?

 

Did you come, boy?
Nope, I became a father.

 

Haha. That reminds me of a cheesy poster in my health class. It was of a frustrated, tired black guy and next to him it said
"I thought having sex would make me a man,
It made me a father".
That poster always made me laugh.

 

I have my doubts about the pedagogical value there.

 

Oh my teachers were Christians. Hardcore propagandists. Did all kinds of shit they weren't suppose to do. Taught the class sex was spiritual and that kids shouldn't have it because we don't understand the spirituality of it. Had people from church come down and tell us of their bad druggy lives and how god helped em get off of the drugs. They even taught that abortion was wrong. Wtf does that even have to do with health?

 

Every time you abort a baby jesus feels pain in his vagina.

 

I think they think if you get rid of Jesus you get rid of morality. They got a point.