A sad confession

Amazingly enough Glen, there have been OTHER women in my life, and I'm somewhat sorry to say that this one was NOT the psychic hag we all know and love.

 

OMFG That has to be the funniest thing I have ever read!!! Fucking brilliant!

I've had 2 one night stands and I while I liked both of them during the moment, I never talked to either girl again and felt guilty about it. I doubt I would ever do it again. I really do prefer a meaningful relationship with someone over random sex. Theres just so much more to it than achieving orgasm inside of a girl.

 

I love Bukowski, he always puts things into perspective!!!

 

am going 22 years and counting......

























































































jk

 

I've never even kissed a girl.

 

Have You Ever Kissed A Boy..??..



Cheers Glen.

 

how old are you? my friends little sister just got her first kiss and shes 22. never give up the hope!

 

I have a friend that was a virgin until he was 23. He told me this last night, I guess he was worse off than I am now!

 

That's a bit of a sad comment isn't it Broony?

Sure many of us have woken up the next morning and thought 'wat the fuck' but "most people" is pretty dismissive.

Simon

 

Over a year at the moment, from about a 1 week period during which I had all the sex with ANOTHER person that I ever have. Regret it horribly, too. Not because of some moral issues or anything, but because it almost put me in multipule REALLY FUCKING BAD, like life ruining, situations... very bad choice of partner, just was looking for sex, which is fine, but crazy bitches are another thing altogether...

Not looking to change it without something of a relationship, just to avoid all the problems that come with it... Like I said, almost trashed my life, not looking to risk it again.

 

2 months and counting.

 

See, mostly everyone in the UK has a baby by 14

how do you guys get so old with even the slightest of action!??

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxifmyYcOws"]YouTube - Vicky Pollard on Trisha - Little Britain

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

its been 4 years for me....

 

Since August for me.

And before last August it was nearly 2 years.

 

I haven't had sex in 16 years and counting... XP
That, of course, doesn't count with myself though n.n"

 

Strangely, i think the women are a little under-represented here.
It's been over a year for me... more like 3 years if you don't count encounters that lasted less than 5 minutes... which prefer not to.
It always seems to get easier the longer I go without. Now I really don't give a rat's if I get laid in for another year or more. But when I am getting some, I need it every day. Kinda like smoking.

 

..... i might add tho, too, that i havent had an orgasm in about 2 years either. i went from living with my bf of 2 years who was useless in bed, to having a roommate, to rooming with a friend and his son (no door on the bedroom, just a curtain), to living with my brother. most of this time i spent sharing my bed with my baby daughter. all of these situations are less than condusive to vibrator use.

*bites nails*

 

that sounds hellish lol . . .

i went 25 years without sex. 23 without a kiss.

 

did u fail at your all boys' boarding school repeatedly, or live under a rock!? lol it's hard to say if it's better to have laid and lost than never to have laid at all. explain!