A riddle for you

well that was a bit short lived

 

yes any others?

 

Actually, it was his camping backpack. He put on the wrong pack.

Not only was he dead, he was also incredibly stupid.

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yeah, just thought of a couple

 

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

 

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

 

Back in the 90s some guy put a bunch of video equipment on himself to film his buddies skydiving. And, forgot to put on his parachute. CNN reported the story. The police recovered the video tape and it was still playable. You could see the point during freefall where he realized he forgot his chute, as the camera went frantic. I'm not making this up.

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Corn, for the eating riddle. I heard that one somewhere before.

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well guess i will have to do better than that then

i'll have a couple more for you all when both of them have been sloved...if you want me to do some more?

 

man rides into town on monday,stays 5 days n leaves on monday.

 

a corner store?a dunce who fell asleep?

 

Here's one: A man walked across a bridge and yet he ran. How can that be?

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Suitcase?

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is monday the name of his horse?

 

nope

 

nope

 

A stamp?

 

yes, these must be too easy

 

this is an easy one


The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

 

What has a thousand legs but can't walk?

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