A real big favour.

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by Occam, Aug 23, 2005.

  1. Occam

    Occam Old bag of dreams

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    Hey christians..

    could you swing your influence. [2 billion of U aint there ?]
    To the idea that god wants us to populate the universe?

    He said 'go forth and populate' did he NOT?
    Well we need a space programe to do that
    cause there is no more room here.

    Occam
     
  2. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    The Seldon plan goes into effect momentarily.
     
  3. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    MAN WE ARE THEIR ocam .
     
  4. thumontico

    thumontico Member

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    There is actually plenty of room Occam. Who else is excited about nanotechnology?
     
  5. nitemarehippygirl

    nitemarehippygirl Senior Member

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    antarctica's still available.
     
  6. logchopper

    logchopper Member

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    and without being disrespectful, alot of people would love to send them ALL there too.
     
  7. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    beam me up scotty i'm ready to go home
     
  8. seahorse

    seahorse Senior Member

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    Actually God said "Go forth and procreate" which meant to go ahead and make babies. He said that To Adam and Eve, at the beginning of time, before there ever was a birth. He also said "fill the Earth and subdue it". And we've been making babies since! :)
     
  9. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

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    Nah, he said "Go forth and multiply" meaning that he wants us to do math, lots of math so that we can figure out the equations necessary to develope long distance space travel. So I'll follow the will of God here and move to the moon base as soon as it is up and running.
     
  10. seahorse

    seahorse Senior Member

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    LOL! i'd go to the moon if they had really futuristic shopping centers and we can walk through the plastic bubble hallways wearing the one piece silver suit with the V stripe. yeah that would be very very RAD
     
  11. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    Anyone think of all the sex we need to have to populate the universe? Wow.. awesome. Hey, maybe everyone will be super hot in another 100 years due to scientific advancement. Space age pneumatic sex!!! W007!!
     
  12. Occam

    Occam Old bag of dreams

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    Professor
    LOL.. Nice one.

    Occam
     
  13. White Feather

    White Feather Senior Member

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    There is enough sperm cells in one orgasm to populate the world.
     

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