A 'read me first' for n00bs

No I was being sooper cerealz
wanna make whoppee?

 

How does a broad being really hot effect her noob status bird?

Like Naed has like 1,000 posts, but she had another username, and she's hot. I think I'll listen to her. At least as much as it takes to ask for nudes.

But maybe noobs should provide me nudes anyway.

 

N00bs can provide me with naked photographs of themselves, no problem. Even some n00bs are hot (although obviously in general not as hot as seniors). But even though they can be the subject of our lust, they are still n00bs and their opinions are worthless.

As for Naed, she is just a n00b, like any other n00b. The fact she had another username does not change anything. Still waiting for her nudes though.

 

Obviously you cannot read. RANDOM THOUGHTS REQUIRES A SENSE OF HUMOR. I swear, if I have to repeat myself one more time in this ONE thread, I might go batty.

 

lol sure why not

 

You are one of my favorite seniors.

 

bird, youre breaking my heart
Youre shaking my confidence daily
Oh, bird, Im down on my knees
Im begging you please to come home

bird, youre breaking my heart
Youre shaking my confidence daily
Oh, bird, Im down on my knees
Im begging you please to come home
Come on home

Making love in the afternoon with bird
Up in my bedroom (making love)
I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed
Someones taken my place

Bird, youre breaking my heart
Youre shaking my confidence daily
Oh, bird, Im down on my knees
Im begging you please to come home
Come on home

Jubilation, he loves me again,
I fall on the floor and I laughing,
Jubilation, he loves me again,
I fall on the floor and I laughing

 

goingtocalifornia needs a penis in her mouth.

 

Wow, that is amazing. Did you write that?

 

you like saying that dont ya

and godnob you reli do get a kick out of calling people n00bs dont ya, i just dont see why you carnt get it in to your head that everyone is equal on here

TG

 

bird... yea i have a problem spotting sarcasm on the fuckin internet! im not afraid to admit it either!

 

Equality is a dream. Step into the real world and there are n00bs (workers) and seniors (managers) as well.

 

No problem, n00b. Once you become a junior you will spot online sarcasm a lot better.

 

I added my own touch but my friends paul and art helped a little bit.

 

im sorry mate but on a forum there are no "workers" or "managers"

the only people you have to respect is admin and your not an admin so i have nothing to wurry about, when skip gets his arse in here then ill have sum1 to respect

 

It is really a work of Art.

 

Jai's Favourite Fun Activities No.97:

Go up to a young child or enfant, preferably old enough to understand what you're saying and say:

"You're a n00b to life!!!111 lol PWNED! 7053R!"

Then quickly and quietly evacuate the premises...

 

204 posts you have, n00b. You will learn once you leave the really n00bish n00b state. I will give it another 200 or so posts.

 

Mostly. But it's really for the greater good. I have to prepare the unprepared for that which is RT. Which is really sad, because it used to be 10 million times harsher. The dready forum has a real leg up on us when it comes to posters who bite with a vengeance. *sigh*

 

Skip won't be coming in here most likely. He already posted a sticky at the top of this forum warning people that he all complaints about us and our bastardly ways will be ignored. Sweet.