A 'read me first' for n00bs

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bird_migration, Jul 31, 2009.

  1. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    If you have more than 7,000 posts, are you an 'experienced' poster?

    What if you only make long posts, but few of them, what then?
     
  2. arthur itis

    arthur itis Senior Member

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    Rule #1

    Break all the rules.

    Screw rep.

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  3. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    I think there should be a group further up from the senior posters for people who have upwards of say 20,000 or 25,000.
     
  4. xhippykid

    xhippykid Member

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    Senior posters should get gold stars.
     
  5. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i'm a no0b
     
  6. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    How do I upload a custom avatar and make a sig?
     
  7. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    yeah, we can call it "People with no lives"
     
  8. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    or people who work at home and are super-multi-taskers
     
  9. Samuel Clemens

    Samuel Clemens Banned

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    I have that title without reaching 1000
     
  10. seraphina

    seraphina Member

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    blaaahahaaha

    im a n00b, please bird teach me a lesson! i need to be punished for all my foul opinions!
     
  11. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Do I have over 10,000 posts? I'm mostly posting this to see. I'll edit with a confirmation soon.

    By golly, I sure do. I feel special.
     
  12. Didymus Doppelgänger

    Didymus Doppelgänger Misfit Lover

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    Stupid noob. :D
     
  13. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    Not gonna lie, I did the exact same thing.
     
  14. JoeyPB

    JoeyPB Member

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    I honestly view post counts in the opposite light. The higher the post count, the more of a looser you are. It's really a measurement of how much you fail at real life -- the higher the count, the less you should masturbate to Megan Fox and consume noodles in Styrofoam cups.
     
  15. naedhippie

    naedhippie Banned

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    I have never done either, and my count is still higher than yours- do I win at life?
     
  16. Didymus Doppelgänger

    Didymus Doppelgänger Misfit Lover

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    Yes, I do feel rather loose.
     
  17. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    :toetap05:
     
  18. JoeyPB

    JoeyPB Member

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    I forgot to mention the higher the post count, the higher the chance the person behind the screen name is a bored newspaper editor.
     
  19. Didymus Doppelgänger

    Didymus Doppelgänger Misfit Lover

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    I'm never bored. Are you sure you aren't jealous that you don't have a high post count?
     
  20. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    I worked in jobs where i was on the computer all day... some of us get paid to do cool stuff at work, it was hardly like working. :)

    He is, and he is jealous that when you become a millionaire you are going to collect a buncha hot bitches and we will run away. ;)
     
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