A Random Fact About You...thread 51

Aerienne...sorry about the health woes but, makes for some funny puns Call a Toe truck!


They are removing the piggy that stayed home? Now it will be a vagabond toe.

He won't be able to play TicTac Toe....it will have to be tic tac.

Shoot, watch the dairy products, he'll be lack-toes intolerant.

He could hang it up at Christmas...kiss him under the missing toe.


Good morning all.

 

oh yeah....few months back my creepy little neighbor told me he saw a disturbing scene. He described in detail how my daughter (who is 23) was in a car (in our driveway) with her BF and they were making out. He said her BF unhooked her bra and was fondling her breasts. He then told me his security camera picked it up. His house is way too far for that...in the dark, in a car, in MY driveway! He's creepin' on us with binoculars! Instead of peeing outside I should take a big dump for him to watch.

What a creepy jerk!

Oh yeah...I confronted him and he said I have seen her in a car rolling and smoking joints too. I said, "who the heck are you, Barney Fife? Mind your own business"

But actually I think he is a cross between Barney Fife and Gladys Kravitz.


Fucking neighbors....

 

tofu,topiary,one toe over the line????


remember 1971?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejvcd-JeVCQ

 

^ yes....yes I do remember

 

I had 3 older siblings so I was listening to all the big bands and little bands at an early age.....we were getting albums in the male for a couple of years....remember the 10 albums for a penny deal to get people tpo sign up to Columbia house?

 

yes...lol

gawd we're old.

 

na....not old.....56 is the new 30......

i'm good for 90 seconds of ''30''......the rest is all gift wrap and bows

 

I'm 58 going on 88.... 30 years of wear and tear add up.

 

depending on the proximity....if I looked outside my window and saw the cute girl next door showing her tits in the car in the driveway I would be very tempted to get the binoculars out....I remember my wife and I at 17 parked in the back lot of a fancy apartment against the trees....in the gremlin......full on sex sessions in that uncomfortable car.......and we parked there like a hundred times.....wonder who saw us?

 

I dont have no binoculars. scopes and other spotting scopes, I hardly use them any more. I know people put scopes on shotguns like their projectile will even have kill power at 100yard. idiots.

 

I've got a pair of binoculars... For looking at the wildlife (not that kind of wild life) Can't really see people from up here anyways, even if I wanted to. (which I don't)

 

the weather got a little nippy. not good for my motivation....

 

flurries here tomorrow

 

Windy here... Like 30+ MPH with gusts up to 50.

 

i have a nice little set of bushnell hunting binoculars

handy for keeping in the glove box because theyre nice and small


found them under the seat of a car i bought


when i buy junk cars i make sure to tell the people to check all over because once i buy it i own everything in it..some people are too lazy to check...

one time i found a flare gun...gave it back but kept the flares because they fit a regular shotgun

 

my dad would get so pissed off at us shooting the flares out the shotgun.. god damnit these things cost money, go buy some fucking fireworks.. and stop taking bullets apart, Ill buy you a can of black powder for your smoke bombs. damnit..!!

 

i gave them to my father and he gave them to a friend who used them for scaring away the bears

 

Heater guy rescheduled for tomorrow... Secretary said he was running late and had a Dr appointment this afternoon.








Sounds legit...

 

think i found my allergy

all along i thought it was soaps and shampoo...been switching constantly to find a good one and thought i was ok no hives since switching to baby soap and baby wash shampoo

then i now i notice i break out in major hives on days i take anything with codeine

 

It's about the same here. Shut down at lunch. If we wouldn't have been accounting for the wind....it would have been really easy to lose a tree this morning and have it hit the house. We landed it though.