A Random Fact About You...thread 51

i am the cat who walks alone. i didn't walk into this world alone of course, but that is how, when the time comes, i will prefer to walk out of it.

 

me too

The moon is so big bright and beautiful out there tonight....right outside this window....I walk with that.....

 

ah yes, such a wonderful thought that is.

 

yabb dabba doo.......gotta get outside and boil me some sap

 

Alright.... I'ma get back to work.

 

cool,, im going to sit here and have a brain aneurysm,, I hope its fatal .

 

what?.....that's not fun......didnt you read the samurai king or whatever its called?....

lol.....come on man....I can not afford a funeral trip to the rocks.....and I am that guy that would push my way on the lectern and eulogize the snot outta you.....complete with comedic hand gestures and maybe even some props and a short powerpoint presentation......I;d even have to fly in glen glen and you'd miss the picture I get of him


')

 

where is the posters????


car got stuck in the feield getting some applewood next door...it looked much dryer than it was

divorcee came over and hauled me out like nothing.....she has a hopped up jeep....she had a lit doob when she arrived.....she also gets the coma weed......pretty girls get all the breaks lol


wile I was spinning my tires getting stuck at 7am my dog ran through the rooster tale of spraying black muck

so now my dog is very very dirty......but happy

 

I have things to do, and here I am still.....lol

ok.....errands, I am on my way.....

 

if another ''association tells me to ''go to our website for resources'' I am going to lose it......why the fuck are you answering the phone?....you aren't helpful....you read the fucking website and tell me what I should do


fucking twat knocker

 

i feel way better today..i think the worst is passed as long as i take it easy a while

 

Good to hear that man...


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Damn my hands hurt....


Burn pile is ash now, and all the brush I had piled up ready to add to it is gone. I cut and hauled more brush and dead wood while I was up there too. Hauling/lifting/cutting has wiped out my knuckles though... :fucking-OW-already:


I'm considering it a land taking ritual fire... What's mine, is mine. The Gods were proud today. Was a good day for it, perfect wind and now the rain has started, (natures fire extinguisher)


That is a big field, can't wait to plant some nice trees up there. Will still have to plan on mowing it continuously, there's a huge Honey Locust on the adjacent property that drops those seed pods all over one section of the field and I don't want those things taking over.


Before that I was pushing dirt around in the backyard with the John Deere for several hours, leveling out the area where the well pit used to be. Should be ready for grass seed soon. (not that kind of grass... it's the lawn variety) That probably fugged my hands too. The plow blade isn't hydraulic lift, it's manual....



I should probably eat some food now... Wish I had a doob. Ah, well.

 

my new fave song

its a bit mushy....and a lil country/reggae

anyone listens to bonnie isn't ''poor thing''
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P45Dav1SPzY

 

I'm not gonna steal yours, but I'm thinking of painting a Micky Rat on the antique tractor... Either that or a Rat Fink. Thing reminds me of a Rat Rod so I'm gonna do some artwork, with graphics and the name "Wood Rat" on the chain guard.

 

I went to my dad's cottage yesterday after working relentlessely for the last two months. I literally just sat there and stared at the fire and playing guitar for about 8 hours straight. It was amazing.

 

kinda sounds like you set pops cottage ablaze?



tyrson.....i'd love a copy of the artwork for a shirt logo???


and mine isn't mine....all I did was make it red instead of whatever the original color was

 

Orange I think....

 

Sounds like some of you guys had a good or improving day today!

I've been a little mean today...in a practical joke kind of way. My oldest son is very smart but knows almost nothing about engines. I have no idea how that ever happened since I am pretty mechanically inclined but it did. So this happened today.....

Me: Surely, you've been checking your blinker fluid, haven't you?
Him: I had no idea that such a thing exists.
Me: Well....it does and you need to check it when you check the rest of your fluids.
Him: Where do I check it at?
Me: It's different on every car....just like the oil dip stick is in a different place on different engines. (Trying hard not to laugh now)
Him: I have to take my car to the shop after work so I'll ask the mechanic about it.
Me: (Now about to rupture with laughter) Yeah dude....you probably better ask him to show you where that is.

At the end of the day....

Me: Don't forget to ask about that blinker fluid.
Him: I won't.
Me: You can text me if you forget what to ask about.
Him: No worries. I got it.
Me: Try to remember. It can be a big problem if you don't keep up on it.

Then I heard nothing from him for a couple of hours so I texted him "Did the mechanic find the dipstick?" He said he forgot to ask but will ask tomorrow when he calls him back about the car. Now.....I went to my local brewery to hang with my friends while my daughter was at dance. I told them about this. I know the mechanic so we came up with a plan. I'll call the mechanic in the morning and tell him to tell my son that the blinker fluid pump went dry and now has to be replaced and it will cost $1700.

I don't remember exactly how this came up but we were talking about whether my daughter would fall for such a thing. I said "Nope. Not even for a second. I've been telling her wild stories for her whole life and she will see through it right away!" So she came in from dance and we asked her if she'd ever heard of blinker fluid. She rolled her eyes and said "Blinker fluid doesn't exist!"

So...if anyone has read all of this....I'm open to suggestions to push this prank further. We had the idea to have the mechanic not give him a price but instead give him the number to a GM tech line and have him call about a blinker fluid pump. Holy shit....I can't believe he is falling for this. I am such a bad parent!

 

Yeah, I'd have him call GM.

 

Funny that my daughter didn't fall for it at all. The look on her face was like "You guys are so full of shit!" When she heard the plan she said "You are such a terrible person!" I said "In all fairness, I did initiate this but the idea to call the mechanic came from those guys." But she still thinks it's funny.