A quick tip for weed smokers

smoking salvia=stupid.

 

Salvia metabolites last a day or two at best.

 

Try to abstain for at least 5 days if you are a daily smoker.

On the day of the test, wake up and take your first piss. Wait until about 4 hours before the test, and start drinking water. You want to drink as much water as you can w/o dying. You should be pissing every 15 minutes. about 2 hours befor the test, take a couple pills of vitamin b2, or b12... or b complex to make eyour piss yellowish brownish, instead of clear. Some drug tests check for dilution so if you know yours does, drink creatine supplements for a couple days leading up to the test.

1 hour before the test, pop 4 aspirins or about 600-800 miligrams of it. It somewhat helps trick the tests, but it isn't 100% effective.

Remember to keep drinking water all the way, even when you are in the parking lot and in the lobby, because you don't know how long you're going to have to wait before taking the test.

Few other tips: eat lots of red meat for the 2 days leading up to the test. It will help you put on fat, instead of metabolizing the fat and releasing THC into your system on the test day.

If you have a week in advance or so, exercise as much as possible until 48 hours before the test.


DETOX DRINKS DO NOT WORK!!!! OR ANY DETOX THING FOR THAT MATTER!!!

EVER SURE GEL (sp) doesn't work. This is bologna... it can work SOMETIMES, if you are lucky.

While you are taking the drug test, use the midstream technique. This means piss a little bit in the toilet first, then piss in the cup, then finish in the toilet.

The only way to be 100% sure you are going to pass, besides abstaining from smoking/using, is to substitute with clean piss. Using a whizzinator, or quick fix 4.0 etc. This is hard/ scary to do under supervised probation tests though.

Hope this helps.

 

....Whizzinator? .......Quick Fix 4.0?

Holy fuck, now I've seen it all.

 

the wizzinator is hilarious.

one thing you forgot to mention is in order to test for diluted urine they look at your urine's creatine levels. So eat some meat, or take a creatine supplement with your vitamin C (to color the piss).

In addition, the length of abstinence before a test is exaggerated, but for a very good reason. Of course, it isn't so exaggerated if you don't dilute your urine. Skinny people and people that get excersize will get rid of the THC faster.

I heard from 2 reliable sources that metamucil can bind to the fat and THC metabolites in your intestines (or something like that), and help you pass a drug test. I don't know more than that, but it is definitely worth looking in to.

 

Has anyone actually tried these techniques? I need to know because my wife has the opportunity to get a really great job, but she just found out they're going to test her. She figures she has a few weeks, but she's been smoking every night for 2 years. She CANNOT fail this thing. About 10 years ago I took a test for a P.O. job, and I used this little vial of yellow liquid that I bought at a head shop. I added it to my piss, and I passed (having smoked some potent shit 2 days before). But, that was 10 years ago, so maybe those things don't work anymore. ANYWAY, I need to hear some "testimonies" on some of these techniques, if anyone has any. THANKS!!!

 

I just passed my pisser for a new job about 2 months ago, I had only stopped smoking for 5 days, no extra exercise (I'm already skinny as fuck) I didn't take any b vitamins, creatin, or extra red meat. My piss was completely clear and the person didn't say anything at all. I passed wOOO that was for my first job too so now i can actually make my own money in order to have fun.

 

If anything could cause a false Negative, then wouldn't that be a good thing? Lol

Nah jk, I knew you messed up. Such confusing shit though

 

For 2 years and she still gets high?

wtf.

 

Buy one of those "do it yourself at home" drug test kits and test it yourself.