A Message from Sargent Stadanko

Discussion in 'Marijuana' started by newo, May 31, 2006.

  1. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Uh…hiya kids, uh…thank you for inviting me…my name is Sargent Stadanko, and
    I am a narcotics officer. Now uh, I have in front of me a green leafy substance uh… which I’m going to light…now uh, can any of you guess what it is?
     
  2. wonderboy

    wonderboy the secret of your power!

    the stickiest of the icky!!!!! yaay.
     
  3. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

    thats weird..because my favorite BAND is called Sargent Stadanko..
     
  4. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

    foot fungus?
     
  5. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Now uh, as you know this drug I have in front of me is called marijuana, or uh, as they call in the hippie world, pot. Do you know any other names for it?
     
  6. reefer! apucopulco gold! homegrown! nah man its mitchican (no idea if i spelled that right) man i can smell it!

    haha gotta love cheech and chong
     
  7. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    That’s very good! Now kids uh, let me level with you, this stuff will give you brain damage. I know they’ve had other tests which uh, show that it doesn’t harm you, but uh, don’t let it fool you, this stuff is dangerous. And uh, remember, ONLY DOPES USE DOPE! Okay now uh, does anybody have any questions?
     
  8. Twizz

    Twizz Drug Conoisseur

    This is one of the most stupid threads ever.

    I vote for deletion.
     
  9. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Take a Midol.
     
  10. it's a cheech and chong skit, classic stoner humor. it probably doesn't traslate well to a message board i guess, but if you ever hear it it actaully is pretty funny.
     
  11. My dad says that fifty times a day!
     
  12. Twizz

    Twizz Drug Conoisseur

    Take a try at russian roulette.
     
  13. Twizz

    Twizz Drug Conoisseur

    I've seen their movies, and I know what he's talking about. However, I don't find this thread funny at all. It's just stupid.
     
  14. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Don't mind Twizzle, he's just on the rag because his "God Damned Dirtbag Dealer" has been dumping on him. Whiny bitch.
     
  15. Twizz

    Twizz Drug Conoisseur

    Why does every other word out of your mouth have to do with menstruation?

    I think we've uncovered your "secret" fetish...
     
  16. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    :p Whoa, you really know how to hurt a guy!!
     
  17. gaum

    gaum Elephant Orgy

    FORUM FIGHT!

    yay
     
  18. EnterTheFarside

    EnterTheFarside the cats pajamas

    im with the Twizz on this one
     
  19. ^ refer to my post on a new moderator [​IMG]
     

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