The levels on this a.m. coffee cup are pretty much inverse what the levels would be for alcohol after a long day.
I make espresso and the cup level on the decanter is at the 4 cup level...so this is almost right for me.
We got a new guy up front at work. Every morning I come in with my shades and an obvious hangover, he intentionally comes up to me all cheerful saying shit like MORNING SUNSHINE! I told him the last time I'd smack the shit out of him if he doesn't leave me alone. Dumbass. I'm making this my desktop background.