A joke that I heard today..

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by HappyHaHaGirl, Jan 18, 2005.

  1. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    I had a really shitty stressful day, which was weird, because usually things aren't so terrible. But... this joke made me laugh for a second, so I thought I'd share it.

    Actually, it's not a joke.... it's the truth. But it's still funny. And if you turn on the History Channel right now, there's something really cool on about bugs. I just saw some ants use their bodies to build a bridge..... :)

    Joke:

    A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


    I'm going to bed. Night. :)
     
  2. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

    lol........ yeah that is true. I must admit.
     
  3. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

    pretty accurate
     
  4. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

    I'm offended!
























    There is no God!
     
  5. makno

    makno Senior Member

    darwin begs to differ .....natural selection , or indeed the unnatural selection of civilized beings , its all feramones ...a dog could tell ya ....we are olifactorily impaired cotrasting other mammels ....life seeks to strengthen and diversify itself ,,,,try n stop it!!
     
  6. Im sorry your day was so shitty.
     
  7. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

    Holy shit you're mispelling some big words there! :eek:

    - pheromones
    - olfactory/olfactorily
    - contrasting
    - mammals

    Come clean: are you drunk?!

    -Jeffrey
     
  8. Kiz

    Kiz Member

    That joke did make me giggle a bit. :) But I'm still having a shitty day.
     
  9. Friend

    Friend Banned

    Where's the joke? Pipigirl said there was a joke? I got gypted again...
     
  10. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

  11. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    Did you just call me PiPiGirl? WTF?
     

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