A Guy Is Driving When One Of His Wheels Comes Off,

He manages to pull over safely and recovers the tire.
When he does he notices that he does not have any spare lug nuts to re-secure the tire the car.
He spends a good long while pacing around the car and cursing. He notices that he is being watched by a man in blue scrubs and white slippers and robe behind a tall fence.
Finally the guy in the robe asks the driver, "Do you want to know what I think?"
The driver responds , "No, you fucking moron, I don't want to know what you think! Can't you see that I'm stuck here and the nearest gas station is miles away!"
The guy in the robe suggests that the driver take a nut from each remaining tire to secure the rogue one. That way, each tire has three and he can make it to the gas station.
The driver looks up and sees that he broke down in front of the insane asylum and he realizes the guy in the robe must be a patient...the driver asks, "Hey, you seem like a pretty bright guy. What are you doing in there?"
The guy in the robe responds, "I'm crazy, not fucking stupid."

 

Haha.....Great story.... That actually happened to me once while I was drivning a student to an after school program. Skeery as all hell too. It was my left rear tire, it came off and passed us on the left then went thru a row of mail boxes taking them all out. I used the borrow one lug nut from each tire method to be on our way, with no harm done to the car, luckily.