A Great Man Once Said

"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot"

 

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Which genius came up with this gem of wisdom?

 

Not exactly a quote but.............................

The Greek Philosopher Diogenes walked with a lamp in search of an honest man



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I think it's generally credited to Confuscius but from my understanding the lesser known ancient Eastern Philospher Shi twon dau is likely the originator.

 

Reguarding a cigarette I was readying:
Put that away
It's not getting you high
It's not sucking your dick

 

Pure wisdom:

 

It's easier to lose yourself in drugs...than it is to cope with life.
It's easier to steal what you want than earn it.

It's easier to beat a child than to raise it.
Love costs. It takes work.

 

“Absolute power does not corrupt absolutely, absolute power attracts the corruptible, absolutely.”

Frank Herbert


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He who hesitates often gets shoved in the back.