A Clitter Clatter of Questions

Here is a short survey of 10 questions, just for you!

1. How are your toenails feeling today?(this question is provided by meg!)

2. When was the last time you were sick, what was the illness?

3. Are you Vegitarian?

4. If you are what you eat, then what are you?

5. From a regular deck of cards, which card are you?

6. What is your favorite type of flower?

7. What is your favorite piece of art that you have seen?(describe it if you can.)

8. If you were in control of your own private island, what would you name it?

9. You have just been awarded the oscar for best actor/actress in a movie, what would you say in your acceptance speech?

10. How do you like your socks to be rocked?

 

Here is a short survey of 10 questions, just for you!

1. How are your toenails feeling today?(this question is provided by meg!) They're very cold. And purply-looking.

2. When was the last time you were sick, what was the illness? Uh...over a year ago. I think I had some sort of really bad cold.

3. Are you Vegitarian? Half. I still eat seafood because it's against the law in my family.

4. If you are what you eat, then what are you? A banana.

5. From a regular deck of cards, which card are you? The 3. Very unbalanced.

6. What is your favorite type of flower? Gabera daisy

7. What is your favorite piece of art that you have seen?(describe it if you can.) At the Dallas Modern, there was a piece that I looked at that at first seemed just like a bunch of brush marks. If you kept looking at it, you could see a man abducting a woman.

8. If you were in control of your own private island, what would you name it? Krystinland

9. You have just been awarded the oscar for best actor/actress in a movie, what would you say in your acceptance speech? Go ask Alice. She's 10 feet tall.

10. How do you like your socks to be rocked? Only moderately rocked by Oscar Wilde.

 

1. How are your toenails feeling today?(this question is provided by meg!)
I droped a hard cover book on them yesterday...still feel a bit sore

2. When was the last time you were sick, what was the illness?
A year ago i got a deadly flu, threw up alot.

3. Are you Vegitarian?
Nope, but i rarley eat meat...so im a partial-vegi.

4. If you are what you eat, then what are you?
pesto pasta

5. From a regular deck of cards, which card are you?
The Jack of Hearts

6. What is your favorite type of flower?
I dont know flowers well enough to answer this...i suppose a sunflower?...lilys are rather nice...ooo, roses are alright as well.

7. What is your favorite piece of art that you have seen?(describe it if you can.) I have this painting of a red bridge that shows a beautiful blend of colors between a orange sky and a dark blue sky, with black birds flying around over a murky river.

8. If you were in control of your own private island, what would you name it? Desolation Island

9. You have just been awarded the oscar for best actor/actress in a movie, what would you say in your acceptance speech? "Wow...oh man so many people to thank! first off my family, my friends...i dont want to name names...umm, thank you bob dylan! ya thats about it...thank you all!"

10. How do you like your socks to be rocked? With lots of rock...how else?

 

1. How are your toenails feeling today?(this question is provided by meg!)
Great, thanks for asking!
2. When was the last time you were sick, what was the illness?
Bronchitis... a couple months ago.
3. Are you Vegitarian?
Not even close.
4. If you are what you eat, then what are you?
...

I'm gonna resist the urge to answer that.

5. From a regular deck of cards, which card are you?
Jack of hearts.

6. What is your favorite type of flower?
I'm not much of a flower guy... uh rose... cause they got attitude.
7. What is your favorite piece of art that you have seen?(describe it if you can.)
Dali persistence of memory

Kinda cliche, but I love it.

8. If you were in control of your own private island, what would you name it?
Sicily... then I'd follow a law suit aginst the Italian government...

Outta boredom really.
9. You have just been awarded the oscar for best actor/actress in a movie, what would you say in your acceptance speech?

Ben Affleck should never work again.
10. How do you like your socks to be rocked?

In a professional manner.

 

Here is a short survey of 10 questions, just for you! FIRST OF ALL you totally said CLIT in your thread title. WOOO pauly!!!!!

1. How are your toenails feeling today?(this question is provided by meg!) well to answer my own question, when i talked to them earlier they said they needed to be clipped and that never to put anymore polish on them, cause that shit is fuckin nasty.

2. When was the last time you were sick, what was the illness? um well i faked sick a while back...but the last time i was really sick was like ..oh hell i can't remember.. i faked it too many times.

3. Are you Vegitarian? yes ma'am

4. If you are what you eat, then what are you? a whole lotta ramen.

5. From a regular deck of cards, which card are you? the 2 of diamonds.

6. What is your favorite type of flower? forget-me-not

7. What is your favorite piece of art that you have seen?(describe it if you can.) yoko ono's step ladder with the magnifying glass on top, and "yes" written very tiny on the ceiling and you need the magnifying glass to see it.

8. If you were in control of your own private island, what would you name it? i'd name it australia. and i would watch koala porn all day.

9. You have just been awarded the oscar for best actor/actress in a movie, what would you say in your acceptance speech? i would simply say thank you.

10. How do you like your socks to be rocked? hardcore. like a green apple. hardcore.

 

1. How are your toenails feeling today?(this question is provided by meg!) quite exquisite

2. When was the last time you were sick, what was the illness? i had the flu a while ago, and a cold

3. Are you Vegitarian? i am

4. If you are what you eat, then what are you? wait.. im a vegetarian

5. From a regular deck of cards, which card are you? queen of spades?

6. What is your favorite type of flower? lilies!

7. What is your favorite piece of art that you have seen?(describe it if you can.)
MMMMmmm oh.... oh.. i dont know
8. If you were in control of your own private island, what would you name it?
the island of whos wearing what and dating whom plus who's playing who when and winning what

9. You have just been awarded the oscar for best actor/actress in a movie, what would you say in your acceptance speech? gimme a minute

10. How do you like your socks to be rocked? all night long :H

 

Here is a short survey of 10 questions, just for you!

1. How are your toenails feeling today?(this question is provided by meg!) Not too badly

2. When was the last time you were sick, what was the illness? uhm...I've had an on and off cold all winter

3. Are you Vegitarian? oui

4. If you are what you eat, then what are you? a pb and j sandwich currently

5. From a regular deck of cards, which card are you? 3 of diamonds

6. What is your favorite type of flower? queen ann's lace

7. What is your favorite piece of art that you have seen?(describe it if you can.) I've always always been amazed by the mona lisa..i think you all know what it looks like

8. If you were in control of your own private island, what would you name it? hmmmmm ...sexilicious yumboy filled isle of happiness

9. You have just been awarded the oscar for best actor/actress in a movie, what would you say in your acceptance speech? I wouldn't say anything..I'd just hop on one foot or do something equally rediculous

10. How do you like your socks to be rocked? Only on weekends between the hours of 9pm - 3am

 

1. How are your toenails feeling today?(this question is provided by meg!)
My toenails are marvelous and send love.

2. When was the last time you were sick, what was the illness?
Today. Tummy ache.
3. Are you Vegitarian?
Hell no.
4. If you are what you eat, then what are you?
I'm a big warm corndog with ketchup.
5. From a regular deck of cards, which card are you?
Queen of hearts.
6. What is your favorite type of flower?

Paphiopedilum orchid

7. What is your favorite piece of art that you have seen?(describe it if you can.)

Atomic Idylle & Uranic Melan By:Salvador Dali
8. If you were in control of your own private island, what would you name it?
Meg's magical land of pimps, cunts, and lipstick.
9. You have just been awarded the oscar for best actor/actress in a movie, what would you say in your acceptance speech?
*Damn, am I cool or what?*

10. How do you like your socks to be rocked?
Long and hard.

 

Here is a short survey of 10 questions, just for you!

1. How are your toenails feeling today?(this question is provided by meg!)
dry

2. When was the last time you were sick, what was the illness?
im always sick

3. Are you Vegitarian?
i only eat poultry and fish

4. If you are what you eat, then what are you?
a tomato

5. From a regular deck of cards, which card are you?
the queen of spades (the bitch)

6. What is your favorite type of flower?
orchid

7. What is your favorite piece of art that you have seen?(describe it if you can.)
i have too many

8. If you were in control of your own private island, what would you name it?
kurtssong

9. You have just been awarded the oscar for best actor/actress in a movie, what would you say in your acceptance speech?
fuck you!

10. How do you like your socks to be rocked?
off?

 

Here is a short survey of 10 questions, just for you!

Wow, thanks, that's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.

1. How are your toenails feeling today?(this question is provided by meg!)

My toenails feel like chopping some random fucker's penis off.

2. When was the last time you were sick, what was the illness?

I'm sick right now. I'll get back to you when the doctors inform me what it is.

3. Are you Vegitarian?

No.

4. If you are what you eat, then what are you?

I need to eat more.

5. From a regular deck of cards, which card are you?

Queen of Spades.

6. What is your favorite type of flower?

Roses.

I want to see black roses.

7. What is your favorite piece of art that you have seen?(describe it if you can.)

http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/1529et_moi.JPG

(hopefully that'll work )

8. If you were in control of your own private island, what would you name it?

Bob.

9. You have just been awarded the oscar for best actor/actress in a movie, what would you say in your acceptance speech?

Fuck you, John Adams.

10. How do you like your socks to be rocked?

Poetic..ly...

 

1. How are your toenails feeling today?(this question is provided by meg!)
very well, thank you for asking

2. When was the last time you were sick, what was the illness?
well i have a chronic illness, so now is the last time

3. Are you Vegitarian?
no, but that is a very polite question

4. If you are what you eat, then what are you?
well, considering im a human being, i am an omnivore, so i eat all things etible...so im everything etible, kinda a big ball of goo really...

5. From a regular deck of cards, which card are you?
poker instruction card...

6. What is your favorite type of flower?
daisy...i grew close to them while spending my summer days on the banks of mountian creeks getting closer to my tree friends

7. What is your favorite piece of art that you have seen?(describe it if you can.)
picasso's "face with dove"...its line art where a wonmans faqce morphs with that if a dove

8. If you were in control of your own private island, what would you name it?
"Sir tRevor's Magic Island Where Stange and mystical Thngs Happen to Those who are pure of Heart and Have Medevail Names"

9. You have just been awarded the oscar for best actor/actress in a movie, what would you say in your acceptance speech?
Something to the effect of "get bush out of office, and love one another, and come to my island"

10. How do you like your socks to be rocked?
well, that is quite the bld question, but if i may say so, i like my socks to be rocked with great zeal

 

1. How are your toenails feeling today?(this question is provided by meg!)
I actually don't feel them...
2. When was the last time you were sick, what was the illness?
I believe it was a couple weeks ago, I had a bad cold..
3. Are you Vegitarian?
Yes.
4. If you are what you eat, then what are you?
Today, I would've been four bowls of Capt Crunch, two bananas, a bowl of rice, and lots and lots of soy milk... mmmm.....
5. From a regular deck of cards, which card are you?
The spaded joker.
6. What is your favorite type of flower?
Daisies.
8. If you were in control of your own private island, what would you name it?
I dunno.... Candy and A Currant Bun.
9. You have just been awarded the oscar for best actor/actress in a movie, what would you say in your acceptance speech?
"Dude... like... whoa.. um... *pulls out a joint and starts smoking*"
10. How do you like your socks to be rocked?
The Beatles do a mighty fine job of it. :H

 

1. How are your toenails feeling today?(this question is provided by meg!) FEELING CLEAN

2. When was the last time you were sick, what was the illness? ABOUT A YEAR AGO i HAD BRONCHITIS AND PNEUMONIA ALL AT ONCE

3. Are you Vegitarian? NO

4. If you are what you eat, then what are you? i AM YOGURT

5. From a regular deck of cards, which card are you? 7 OF SPADES

6. What is your favorite type of flower? EITHER ROSES OR LILACS

7. What is your favorite piece of art that you have seen?(describe it if you can.) IT WAS A PAINTING OF A A LITTLE BRIDGE WITH A BIG TREE IN THE BACKGROUND AND A PICNIC TABLE AND ALL THE PEOPLE WERE PAINTED SO THEY LOOKED AS IF THEY WERE SEE THROUGH

8. If you were in control of your own private island, what would you name it? BOB

9. You have just been awarded the oscar for best actor/actress in a movie, what would you say in your acceptance speech? THANX TO EVERYONE AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

10. How do you like your socks to be rocked? HUH

 

Here is a short survey of 10 questions, just for you! aw, shucks...

1. How are your toenails feeling today?(this question is provided by meg!) uhm...great.

2. When was the last time you were sick, what was the illness? During Thanksgiving...I don't really know what it was.

3. Are you Vegitarian? no. but i used to be.

4. If you are what you eat, then what are you? Pussy.

5. From a regular deck of cards, which card are you? Ace of Hearts.

6. What is your favorite type of flower? Monet rose & sequoia cactus flower.

7. What is your favorite piece of art that you have seen?(describe it if you can.) That would take a very long time to list...

8. If you were in control of your own private island, what would you name it? The Palace of Courtesans

9. You have just been awarded the oscar for best actor/actress in a movie, what would you say in your acceptance speech? "...oh....uhm...yeah."

10. How do you like your socks to be rocked? ...in a washing machine with lots of fabric softener.

 

1. How are your toenails feeling today?(this question is provided by meg!) Freezing cold actually...musts get some socks!

2. When was the last time you were sick, what was the illness? Um, new years day...enough said really!

3. Are you Vegitarian? nope

4. If you are what you eat, then what are you? well for breakfast i had a bacon sanwhich so i guess thats what i am! in the long term i would probably be a noodle cos i eat alot of them

5. From a regular deck of cards, which card are you? Queen of hearts (of course!)

6. What is your favorite type of flower? Gerberas or daisys...and white lillys

7. What is your favorite piece of art that you have seen?(describe it if you can.) cant think of one off the top of me head lolz

8. If you were in control of your own private island, what would you name it? hmm, The isle of ELLIE!

9. You have just been awarded the oscar for best actor/actress in a movie, what would you say in your acceptance speech? i would say " Wayhay! Lets 'ave it!" and do my victory dance

10. How do you like your socks to be rocked? rocked hard man!

 

1. How are your toenails feeling today?(this question is provided by meg!)
They're just fine, thanks for asking.

2. When was the last time you were sick, what was the illness?
I've been kinda sick this week. Cold and an ear infection.

3. Are you Vegitarian? Most of the time

4. If you are what you eat, then what are you? A giant cranberry

5. From a regular deck of cards, which card are you? One of the Hearts cards. You can decide which one.

6. What is your favorite type of flower? Daisy

7. What is your favorite piece of art that you have seen?(describe it if you can.) Salvador Dali's paintings

8. If you were in control of your own private island, what would you name it?
Temptation Island

9. You have just been awarded the oscar for best actor/actress in a movie, what would you say in your acceptance speech?
Thanks, but no thanks

10. How do you like your socks to be rocked? I dunno... Any ideas?

 

1. How are your toenails feeling today?(this question is provided by meg!)

Just fine thanks

2. When was the last time you were sick, what was the illness?

Ages ago, no idea why.

3. Are you Vegitarian?

Yup, have been for nearly nineteen months now.

4. If you are what you eat, then what are you?

What you apparently shouldn't even go near, but just can't help yourself.

5. From a regular deck of cards, which card are you?

Queen of spades

6. What is your favorite type of flower?

A cream rose, not fully opened.

7. What is your favorite piece of art that you have seen?(describe it if you can.)

Argh can't think of it.

8. If you were in control of your own private island, what would you name it?

Avalon

9. You have just been awarded the oscar for best actor/actress in a movie, what would you say in your acceptance speech?

Okay I have no speech prepared, so err thanks... Bye now.

10. How do you like your socks to be rocked?

Gently to sleep

 

1. How are your toenails feeling today?(this question is provided by meg!)
sore... i got mad and kicked a billboard last nite.
2. When was the last time you were sick, what was the illness?
winter break... the type of illness that follows an open bar.
3. Are you Vegitarian?
nope. actually i have the special ability to eat more steak in one sitting then anyone else i know.
4. If you are what you eat, then what are you?
owned by mcdonalds.
5. From a regular deck of cards, which card are you?
ace of spades.
6. What is your favorite type of flower?
sunflower
7. What is your favorite piece of art that you have seen?(describe it if you can.)
the scream.
8. If you were in control of your own private island, what would you name it?
"i swear george, we're not terrorists. please don't bomb us"
9. You have just been awarded the oscar for best actor/actress in a movie, what would you say in your acceptance speech? i'd decline. hollywood makes me ill.
10. How do you like your socks to be rocked?umm very colourfully?

 

1. How are your toenails feeling today?(this question is provided by meg!)
umm..k...
2. When was the last time you were sick, what was the illness?
hmmm, can you count an infection thingy that wouldnt go away and need to be operated on in order for it to go away or w/e an illness? cuz then last year. cept it went away on its on. damn spiders. they get me every time.
3. Are you Vegitarian?
yes
4. If you are what you eat, then what are you?
i'm sizzling hot but fun to lick...
5. From a regular deck of cards, which card are you?
ace of hearts.
6. What is your favorite type of flower?
hibiscus
7. What is your favorite piece of art that you have seen?(describe it if you can.)

8. If you were in control of your own private island, what would you name it?
NoRepublicansAllowed.ViolatorsWillBeShot.
9. You have just been awarded the oscar for best actor/actress in a movie, what would you say in your acceptance speech?
"I didn't know porn stars could get nominated."
10. How do you like your socks to be rocked?
I don't wear socks cuz i always wear flip flops.

 

~Great Thread!

1. Hmmm... Cold - I have horrible circulation...

2. I am presently sick with Bronchitus. It sucks... I'm trapped in my apartment!

3. No. I've tried to be but i'm so terribly weak and i'm poor so i really can't be picky...

4. A grilled cheese sandwhich absolutely smothered in ketchup - I can't stress the smothered in ketchup enough. (Yes, i know, - i am such a classy gal...)

5. Hmmm... Probably the ace because i can be either high or low. (Wow, that makes me sound as though i'm bi-polar or manic-depressive but you guys know what i mean...)

6. Yellow ones, but yellow isn't my favorite color, just my favorite color on flowers...

7. At the moment this one painting by H.R. Giger - In fact, if you go to www.allposters.com you can go right to it very quickly. It's of this naked woman hooked up to a tank. And it is very hot in a weird way. I love H.R. Giger. I'm a big geek when it comes to the Aliens Saga (he came up with the design of the aliens).

8. Hmmm... Probably Freedom so that way when people went there they could tell their friends/family/other that they were going to 'Freedom'. I like the idea of that. ~smiles~

9. Probably just thanks and studder a lot after forgetting my speech because i'm a horrible public speaker.

10. In the best possible way...