A chat of the clones

Hey now... Maybe i'm just being considerate? There are people with more serious injuries... lol... (just kidding... bawls come before all) but still... garantee if i go i'll have to sit there in a waiting room for 4-7 hours..

Why resort to a doctor so quickly? I hate going to the doctors... Imma try taking a hair dryer to it, maybe it will loosen up the glue? then it'll peel off.. I don't know lol

What would the doctor do? Just tell me to go out and put something specific on it... now i just need to figure out what that specific thing is, without waiting for hours to hear him say it..

 

legitimate question here... I heard that once you hit a certain age you get checked for everything and stuff... I heard that they stick a cotton swab up your.. dick... please, please tell me this is not true..? The thought of it makes me squirm, things aren't supposed to go up there.. that would hurt like hell..

is that actually true? Either way i'm not doing that shit... fuck i'd rather have 12 different cases of dick cancer than do that maybe if they put me to sleep first i'd do it...

 

when my gf was a little girl, she liked baseball. and had this Pet Egg named Barry Bonds. she got into a fight with her sister and Barry Bonds got tossed out in the street. so Im going to make her an easter egg and give her this card..

 

such a gentelman orson you are

 

barry bonds will be hot pink.. lol.

 

i love confident women in pink

barry bonds,..
better off in bonds

here some handcuffs

wow, test me in the black car

lookin like a buglar trying to close me a pursache... my wall filled with scripts..blowin purple in the bar...


had a lot to say, now my statements make statements

wow

trippin

 

my dreads give me a peacefull sign... my attitude.. does the opposite,..

so i give balance everywhere i go..

wow.

 

i think they do that for std tests Ortus. and they check your prostate. turn your head and cough.

 

So it does happen... geezus.. i'd just like, not... ever do that.. lol

I'd walk in there with a terrible std, he'd whip out the q-tip...

"no thanks, i'll keep the STD today... call me back when technology has improved"

 

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pussy

 

technology has you pee in a cup and blood drawn. there is no playing with your dick , unless you have warts. dont be fucking frogs..

 

they will also be sticking cameras up your ass ,down your throat and into your dick at various times in your life

 

Yes, sticking something up a penis would technically make it like a pussy, something i do not want lol

 

I'm fine with the throat and ass, i've accepted that we live in a cruel world but you don't fuck with the dick man, the dick fucks with you lol

 

boobies yum

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I really like seafood...most of it anyway. I reallllly like dipping crab and lobster in butter. Where I used to live we'd drive to the beach in the months with an r, get a bushel of oysters and have an "oyster pickin". I'd dip them in butter and cocktail sause. :drool5:


One day I was watching a Dr. Oz show and this lady could read faces for signs of medical problems. One of the signs for thyroid problems was the hair on the end of the eyebrows was either sparse or not there (without plucking of course). I have that going on...in one of mine worse than the other.

I also thought I had other symptoms of a thyroid problem - no energy, weight gain, and something else (can't remember now ). So, I took some of this vitamin supplement stuff to "activate" the thyroid. (It was just different combinations of vitamins and minerals.) OH MY GOD! I thought I was going to DIE. I was sooo sick it was unreal. Dizzy, nauseous, blaring headache, felt just so awful sick drunk I couldn't lay down or sit up...had to sit with my head in my lap.

I decided I was better off with whatever problem(s) I had.

Nothing like self-diagnosis.

 

mine is actually on the other side. i have hyperthyroidism, so i make too much hormone. i blame my pregnancy, i was making enough hormones for 3, and then didnt have a natural tapering off before labor process (emergency c section) i also blame the amount of salt, most likely iodized, that i consumed while pregnant. the thyroid is the only part of you that USES iodine, thats why they can use radioactive iodine to kill it and only it.

my issues started with being tired all the time, feeling weak, heart palpitations, swollen thyroid gland (looked like i swallowed a softball) and weight loss despite extreme hunger and consumption of food.
now when my medications are out of balance on the other side (taking too much) i have 0 hunger, dont eat anything, and gain weight. i think if i catch another baby and am able to make it through the natural process that it will fix me. i dont use iodized salt anymore, we eat enough other foods that im sure im getting the iodine i need without adding fuel to the fire.

i just dont think its fair for the thyroid to have its sticky fingers in so many body processes.