A chat of the clones

this kid in school had super glue in his pocket and sat on it.. his clothes got stuck to him and the desk. funny.

 

I'm not afraid of what happens once they're out and he's examining... But... It's what happens before that

I can just imagine how awkward it would be... "okay, show me whats wrong" ... "erm.. Well.. its, uhm.. its personal" ... "well I can't help if i cant see" ... "but.. ah, okay.." then we just stand there.. making eye contact... me all nervous and trembly.. awkward as fuck.. *points* "its down there" just to warn him.. he probably assumes this by now.. then me still standing there figuring out how to go about this..

I imagine it like losing your virginity... but x100 more awkward and with no pleasure whatsoever...

 

I never had any experience myself with super glue

 

All kidding aside every time I use crazy glue I make a mess with the stuff. I stick everything including my fingers together but sometimes miss what the hang I am trying to glue..........go figure.

Never mind what I can do with a glue gun!

 

i was talking back in janarury of a cross roads picture. well i stopped by the house to find that crossroads so i can go get a picture of myself there... talk to the home owner, know the place. so soo ill take a drive with friend and have em take a picture, then go get to framed.

i have always wanted myself in a picture at a cross roads.

this summer ill get the pic.

 

don't use glue to hang it... it will fuck you up lol

 

I can understand the feeling of embarrassment but I also know there is not much that they have not seen before.

I would be concerned as well that if it is at all toxic it could possibly cause damage to future fertility. I would not take a chance like that.

Your call, your buddies.

 

maybe my future children will have super powers now

 

I was in Mississippi long time ago. Crossroads under these power lines humming, foggy creepy night, hound dogs in the distance...

..... and Im waiting and waiting.

no sign of the devil, the pussy..

 

Fire would work better... Just sayin' :afro:

 

future fertility is a concern......

 

I even remember yelling the top my lungs .. "satan you fucking pussy!!!"..

 

satan fucking pussy

great line to yell out to someone with an ego..

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOMTnLHDWRA"]It's only Rock'n'Roll (but I like it) by The Rolling Stones,,' - YouTube

 

been up all night watching porn, have u?..

no,, Icanhascheeseburger.. hahah .,.

 

cruel but funny.

 

cheeseburger, porn, strippers, 420...

yea

food, seafood, nakednes, greens,



what more you need except a money tree?

:ssmokeit:

 

at least when a doctor looks at your genitals its a non-invasive process. try fingers, a cold speculum, and cervical swabs. from the time i was a pre-teen.

you, my friend, are a pussy. the fact that it happened to you should negate the awkwardness. "well, whats the problem?" i spilled plumbers glue on me at work, and didnt realize it had soaked through until i got home." "oh boy, well, lets have a look. do you know what type of adhesive it was..."

they are doctors. get over it. i have had both male and female gynecologists. not a big deal.

 

or an anticipated surprise! Curious to see the outcome, i will keep you guys posted you may be waiting a long time though.. or so i hope