A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. > > He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. > > "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth & place my genitals inside. > > Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. > > Then open his mouth & I'll remove my unit unscathed. > > In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." > > The crowd murmured their approval. > > The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, & placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. > > The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. > > After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head. > > The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. > > The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. > > The man stood up again and made another offer. > > "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". > > A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. > > A blonde woman timidly spoke up. " I'll try It! > > Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle.