a cajun

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by interval_illusion, Jan 26, 2005.

  1. A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. > > He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. > > "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth & place my genitals inside. > > Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. > > Then open his mouth & I'll remove my unit unscathed. > > In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." > > The crowd murmured their approval. > > The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, & placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. > > The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. > > After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head. > > The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. > > The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. > > The man stood up again and made another offer. > > "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". > > A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. > > A blonde woman timidly spoke up. " I'll try It! > > Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle.
  2. velvet

    velvet Banned

    Hehehehe.. yuck..
  3. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    That's not a true story. (A Cajun doesn't think food is a pet.)
  4. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

    cajuns keep animals that should be foods as pets, such as pigs.
  5. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    Pigs aren't food. (I don't eat pigs)
    Let your mind think for its self ~ Bellfire~ ;)
  6. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

    are you jewish??
  7. JohnnyATL

    JohnnyATL Banned

    mmm bacon
  8. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    Naw. just allergic to pig and I don't eat cow. (Though I've never had gator.)
    i'm a chicken shellfish and fish girl. ;)
  9. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

    mmm pork chops.
  10. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    pork chops are GOOD, bacon is GOOD.

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