9yr old daughter doesnt want to get a job

..get a goddamned paper route,

...sell lemonade on the highway to truckers,

... cut grass

...kids today are so lazy

 

LMAO............. Kick her out to the curb!

 

No watching TV for her.

 

Tell her to go to the dollar store buy some cheap chocolate bars and pop and then sell it out of her back pack at school.

9 is a bit late to start....we really need these kids starting much sooner if they want to keep the luxuries of food, water and shelter...lol

 

Parents today are so fucked up. They should let kids be kids.

 

I saw a news story once about a woman and her children to sold cold waters out of coolers at a busy intersection to save their home from being foreclosed on. It worked.

Of course, there is also the cupcake lady who save her house and started a booming business selling cupcakes.

Rolling, do you have a working oven there?

 

It's a Parody.

 

As I mentioned before, not all of us are visiting the Hipfora 24/7 and so we might miss a lot of threads. So I advice the creator of a parody thread to put a disclaimer in the thread title or first post.

 

It's no fun if you have to explain it.

 

It's no fun for those who do not get the reference either. And I am sure that group is bigger than the little incestuous group who circlejerk eachother and read every post here.

 

24/7 ? 12/5 is more like it.

 

5 Hours a day, 12 days a week?

 

Yes!

 

Are you aware that a week has 7 (seven) days?

 

Yes. Are you aware that I am still messing with you?

 

No, I am clueless.

 

I will go back and fix it for you....LOL

 

I don't get it. Mind to share the joke?

 

When I was 10 I started doing that. By the time I was 12 I decided I wanted a higher profit margin so I recruited some other kids to start stealing the merchandise from a few select stores with low security. My little crew outsold the entire school band.

Sometimes I think I watched too many Mafia/drug movies as a child.

 

is this a serious question?....lol...yes....i manage to provide a working oven to the home

this is knobbish of you

its great fun for me...and thats all that matters...if some of my friends have fun too then its just gravy on meat

stop being a knob or i'll take a sling shot out in the yard and cripple some song birds...then pay the 9yr old to pick up the carcuses


i once knew a 9 yr od that swallowed a bird..how absurd she swallowed a bird