8% Of Us Have Monkey Feet

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by egger, Feb 4, 2017.

  1. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Not me I'm like that blonde girl in Indiana Jones, Doom Temple. Those folks start passing around monkey brains and I'm like. No thx how about some soup without the eye balls. :D
     
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  2. egger

    egger Member

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    Said by a guy who has webbed toes. :)
     
  3. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    i'd rather have cat feet. i like the idea of retractable claws. might be hard to find shoes for them so i could be allowed to get on and ride the bus.
    physical appearance is probably the only thing about me that isn't cat-like in some way.
     
  4. Mattekat

    Mattekat Ice Queen of The North

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    You should read the long earth series. It's a sci-fi series that delves into a lot of different possible sapient creatures evolved from various animals.
     
  5. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    i probably have, though i don't recognize the name.
    after the eco-pocalypse several probably will.

    paul kidd's gene storm is a rpg based on a post ecopocalyptic world.
    and i have my own.

    you wouldn't happen to know who the author is so i can look it up?
     
  6. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    We ARE great apes, afterall. Around 95% of our genetic makeup is identical to that of chimps and gorillas.
     
  7. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Wrong. Can't be if only 8% of u have monkey feet.
    Go do some more maths. :D
     
  8. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Yeah, that's why I said "around 95%", as in "it's an approximation", because the actual percentage is widely debated. My "maths" are perfectly fine.
     
  9. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    If even 90% of humans had genetic traits to monkeys then we'd be monkeys already. But only 8% have the feet? That's a huge branched out gap right there. Should be closer, if nothing else matches. Like our skulls etc. If it's just the feet, then the math don't work.
     
  10. Irminsul

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    Would it be politically incorrect to suggest that 8% of the worlds population with monkey feet probably live in Africa? >.>
    Just off the top of my head, that number seems fairly accurate considering the world is roughly populated with 18% black people.
     
  11. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    It's not just the feet though. DO RESEARCH. The shared genetic makeup is proven, and so is evolution. Go back and look at the progression from, say, Homo Habilis(the oldest know species of the Homo genus) to Homo Sapiens. Look at the skulls, if nothing else, of all of the Homo species' and you will see the progression/evolution very clearly. I don't give a shit about the feet. Look at the genetics.
     
  12. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I just need to look at myself and then look at a monkey.
    If you're seeing the same animal, you might need some glasses, and I've had 2 corneal transplants and refractive eye surgery.

    Now like I've said before, I have no qualms with you being a monkey. You wanna be a monkey then fine, you can be a monkey :) that's your monkey business. But don't force that belief onto someone like me who knows they ain't no stinkin' ape.

    I am not a monkey. I am much more than a monkey.

    I don't swing from trees, I cut those motherfuckers down and wipe my butt with the materials ;)

    Ain't no ape here, boy.
     
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  13. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    wipe my butt with the materials. :D
    that's a classic
     
  14. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Kingdom: Animalia
    Phylum: Chordata
    Class: Mammalia
    Order: Primates
    Suborder: Haplorhini
    Family: Hominidae
    Genus: Homo
    Species: H. sapiens

    We are hominids, which means we are, in fact, great apes. Scientific fact. Accept it.
     
  15. broony

    broony Banned

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    I have some awesome toe hair.
     
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  16. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    HA!
     
  17. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    just handing me links on the internet isn't going to sway me.

    I could produce 10 links of pure bullshit from the internet, are they right? wrong?

    I don't believe everything science tells me. :D that makes me even less of a monkey. It makes me a free thinking individual! not conformed to what society conforms to. ie. what a scientist tells you to think.

    Up until last year, science thought Pluto was just a frozen rock. Now it has a flourishing ecosystem and hydrogen ice lakes that move around the surface.

    Bottom line is, in 20 years time whatever you tell me right now, will be proven wrong and a new "theoretical" hypothesis will be posted to me on an online forum, of which I will not agree with, because I'm not a monkey.
     
  18. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    The only thing I'm going to agree with is that aliens produced me from elder apes. Not evolved, directly produced from.
    With all these shows about aliens and ufos etc. makes sense to me that they're about to drop that bombshell, and they're getting the world introduced to the idea as subliminally as possible.
     
  19. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    First of all, I never once said you're a monkey. A monkey is a TYPE of ape, and we're a DIFFERENT type of ape.

    ​Only idiots and religitards don't acknowledge the FACT that we're apes. Which are you?
     
  20. GLENGLEN

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    Good One........[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     

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