The flesh from Satan's dogs will make the rudiments of gruel. Deduct the carrots from your pay, you worthless swampy fool.
I wish I had a dinosaur.... I could ride it and shit... haha, that would scare those damn republicans.
Haha, I just spent an hour working on it and I found a way to take this governor thing off of it That bitch can flyyyy! I had to put some new fuses on it, charge it, and reset the circuit breaker. My mom is going to go to the store with her friend tonight to buy gardening supplies, so I'm going to have some fun with this, or tonight I'll take it downtown to the courthouse and do some donuts I should race cars and drive on the side walk as the speed limit is only 25 here downtown. This is going to kick ass. I wish I had a camcorder so I could upload movies.
woooo! This is a dream come true! I have always wanted one of these!1l!11jk wo Fuck minibikes, I'm gonna take my rascal downtown and race some people in the retirement community... damn those kids with their newfangled streetracing.
Ahahaha... I just mowed the lawn and I started driving the rascal up and down the street and doing doughnuts and I almost flipped it while chasing these two kids who I used to ride the bus with. Haha, I was barefoot and was using my feet to turn faster. Then I went back home and grabbed an axe and then they started chasing me. I pulled out a wad of like $200 in ones and then started throwing dollars at them, then I got them back . Then I ran inside and put on a dozen mardi gras beads and started dancing and shit to broadway tunes out on the patio with a boom box on my shoulder... that was I shitload of fun. Lmao, in conclusion, they said I was the weirdest dude they've ever met but they've never laughed that hard in their lives... interesting. so now I'm a fucking comedian?!?!?! I THINK NOT. whores.
